AUTHOR'S NOTE:
hey guys.......... HAPPY HOLLOWEEN!!!!!!!! i hope you have a great holiday!! keep praying for the souls of our loved ones.. hope you enjoy my holiday inspired jokes about ghosts and stuff.. luv ya!!!
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johnny:dad. are ghosts real??
dad:no johnny, and if they were, dont be scared, they wont touch you
johnny:okay dad
dad:since youre not doing anything, come with me in the kitchen to get a glass of water.

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