A lady woman was surprisingly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
Doctor: I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip one day, and repeat this instruction for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds.After 2 weeks, when lady returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 15 pounds.
Doctor: Wow, that's brilliant! Did you follow my plan?Lady nodded. I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.Doctor: From hunger, you mean?
Lady: Nope... from skipping!
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