johnny:mommy, where do babies come from?
mommy:mmm... babies were delieverd by the stork honey..
johhny:i came from a stork?.. so that means im half bird... and adopted.. that means i can fly!!!!
johnny went to the roof of their house
johnny: mommy, look i can fly!!!!
*jumps*
SPLAT...
DIES
... never tell your children they came from a stork...
*** inspired joke from nigahiga ***
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