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I have new chuck norris jokes for yoouuu..
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1)Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded
2) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
3)Chuck Norris can hear sign language
4)Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed
5) Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
6) Chuck Norris can drown a fish
7) Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain
8) Chuck Norris can speak French........ in Russian
9) Chuck Norris can divide by zero
10)Chuck Norris can put out a fire with a gallon of gasoline
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