hi my BANATOES!!!! so i dearly love chuck norris so i decided to make some chick norris FACTS... haha!!! :))) stay cool my banatoes!!!!! :)
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Chuck Norris writes on pens with papers
Chuck Norris counted til infinity...... twice
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
Chuck Norris sleeps on pillows under his guns
Chuck Norris will kill me if I misspelled his name
Chuck Norris doesnt call the wrong number.... you answered the wrong phone
Chuck Norris can make fire using 2 ice-cubes
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