BEEgone

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by kawaiixcat

by kawaiixcat

*Barry's POV*

It was another day in the hive; another day of the monotonous hum of the colony at work. I lay on my silken honey sheets...

"there has to be something more to life!" I think to myself.

I was out of bee college, ready to join the workforce...but is that what I truly wanted?

I took a chance: racing out the house, through the corridors of honey, towards the pollen jocks. Nobee really payed attention to my erratic flight, because everybee was working as pre forking usual.

I made it to the launch out pad of the colony. I could see the outside world, and thought, "oh sweet golly allmightbee this is what I've been missing.

I squeezed through the rows of pollen jocks, occasionally getting a jeering "MOVE IT U SCRAWNY SHRIMPDIp!!>#!1 *explicative*** big phat saq eatin boi CMON MAN!!!!!!!" I ignored the haters, because at the end of the day they really are my motivators.

I made it to the edge of the colony's opening, and looked forward at the shimmering vast expanse of the world's splendor. I thought to myself, "we all die you either kill yourself or get killed" I jumped off the colony, letting the winds carry my thin bee wings through the air. I had achieved spirit wings. I let my chakras fly.

As I flew towards the human city, I passed many beautiful sights. I saw wild animals grazing in the pastures, pioneer women making shoes for the youngins, and a Bally Fitness: Pump up your Pasta!® (all rights reserved) outdoor sweat lodge class.

I reached the ye olde townne, the place the humans called home. I followed the scent of lemon rosemary scones to an open window. I flew into the window, and made myself comfortable eating those scones. But suddenly, I felt a tingle n my pouah. This was no ordinary tingle, not like when the BEEritney spears toxic video comes on. It was a uneasy tingle, not like a Tony Bomboni ASMR tingle. oh no it was a tingle of despair. these were... POISON SCONES?!?! WHT THE HYCUC HOW ROOD!!

I lay dying on the kitchen counter... this really is the end. I shouldn't have dared to be different, I should've stayed in the hive. This is the life I deserve.

I closed my eyes, ready to take my last bee breath. Suddenly, a smooth warm presence engulfs my whole bee body. But it wasn't my comeuppance... it was SUM LIPZ!?!?

to be continued