Ello Gov! Did I Mention That I Never Died?

Harry's messed up life.

AN~ Gryffindor? Party More! HUFFLEPUFF! WIZARD STUFF! Ravenclaw? Hell Naw. I'm pretty sure that's everybody! Sorry bout that.... I love that song!!!! Anyway on my last chapter I posted a picture of the tee-shirt that George gave him and I posted a Wizard Happy Birthday Song... HERE's THE NEXT CHAPTER!

This chapter kinda says what happened in every book so if for some strange reason you are reading this and you haven't finished the books you have been warned

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~The next day (so its not Harry's birthday)~

Harry woke up to the sound of Ron snoring on the bed over, the Chuddley Cannon Sheets were pushed off the bed.

Harry started trying to feel for his glasses on the night stand next to him and when he found them and put them on he was able to read his wrist watch that the Weasley gave him, and saw that it was only 7:00.

'Might as well get up' Harry thought to himself as he put his watch back on the night stand. He grabbed his shirt that George gave him and put it on. Then he started looking for his jeans and after five minutes of searching Harry realised that he was wearing them.

Then after putting two different pairs of socks on Harry went down-stairs to the kitchen and was surprised to see that his parents were up. And what was more suprising was that Sirius was up too.

"Morning Harry." Sirius said from the kitchen table where he was pouring himself his third bowl of cereal. "Morning Sirius. Mom. Dad." Harry said as he went to the pantry by the stove and grabbed a bowl and his favorite cereal Wizard O's. "Good Morning Harry." Lily said smiling, but then her face got serious when she saw Harry's tee-shirt.

"Harry. I think we have to talk about your past. James and I don't know really anything about it. All we know is that you had to deal with Voldemort pretty much all your life and that you killed him."

James put down his bit of toast and then nodded in agreement.

"Ok. But when we do please don't freak out about some of the things. And when should I tell you?" Harry asked.

Lily turned to James and then answered, "Now works." Harry paled a bit at the thought of having to tell everything right this second. He thought that he would get maybe a day or two to decide what he should keep out so that he didn't worry his parents. "Ok. The sooner the better I guess."

James and Lily stood up and headed to the living room. Harry followed soon after them and then Sirius followed him.

"Sirius? Why do you want to be here?" Harry asked his godfather, who had just claimed the small couch. "Well I've never really heard about your first two years at Hogwarts due to the fact that I was locked up for a crime I didn't commit. Though I am glad that I was finally given the trial I deserved." Sirius said and then trailed off at the end for he had gone into deep thought about the trial he had a month ago.

"Ok. Well... Umm... Were should I start? My first year at Hogwarts or when I got my letter? Nothing really happened before that." Harry said rather nervously. Harry really hoped that no one asked about his life with the Dursley's.

"How did my sister treat you?" Lily asked causing Harry to mutter a silent swear under his breath. "Well umm... They umm.... They always told me that you died in a car crash... They hoped that they could, to quote them 'Squash the wizard out of me' so they never told me I was a wizard and they umm.... they kept me in a cupboard under the stairs.

"You slept in a cupboard?" Sirius growled out, total hatred could be seen in his eyes.

"Yes. Until I was eleven when I got my first Hogwarts letter." Harry comforted Sirius who let out another growl.  "What do you mean by first letter?" Lily asked trying to keep her voice steady.