Ello Gov! Did I Mention That I Never Died?

James asks for a drum roll

AN~ Your all probably cursing me under your breath. I'm sorry! I just lost my want to update since I don't have post potter depression anymore! I know I know stupid excuse. But I am still going to update for you guys! My friends (Bear421 and bananax112) said I should delete this story. I was like WHAT? They said yah, the name sounds weird. I was like SO? I'm not going to delete it, its my most popular story!  Bear421 just gave me a and look. Then they said I should stick with my one shots. I was like gurl please! Anyway I'm being nice and uploading today cause you would definitely not get a update tomorrow. No way in Hell could you get me to write on my birthday! XD

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~The Next D.A.D.A lesson~

James stood at the front of the Defence Against the Dark Arts classroom leaning against his desk as he watched his class fill in. Some of the first students to come in were Ginny and Hermione followed by Ron and Harry, white hair still shining bright.

"Hey you four! You ready for this awesome class?" James asked the Golden Trio plus one. The four exchanged glasses before they all shrugged their shoulders at the same time. "What do you mean by that?" James asked a little chest fallen. "Well we don't know whats gonna be so awesome about it." Ron spoke up for the group. James sighed and then ran a hand thew his hair.

"You don't remember what I told you guys yesterday?" All four teens looked at each other again then shook their heads no. "I told you that I was going to hold a duelling compition today!" Harry, Ron and Hermione's faces all switched for confusion to understanding and excitement. Ginny's face stayed clouded in confusion. "When did you tell us that?" Ginny asked.

"Oh thats right. Ginny you weren't there." James said. Before Ginny could comment. James waved the teens off for everyone was in their seats and waiting for the lesson to start. "Welcome 7th and 8th years! This lesson I decided to do something never before done...well...in a classroom supervised by an adult and not being held in secret by a certain group of troublemakers *cough cough*. We are going to be having a...wait." James said but then stopped.

"WHAT?!" Yelled just about everyone in the class minus Harry and co. Many of the students were sitting at the edge of their seats waiting for the exciting news.

"I think I need a drum roll." James said. At these words, one of the windows burst open. In came Sirius, with a drum, doing a the drum roll. "We are going to be holding a little competition." James said over the drum roll. "We are having a DUELLING COMPETITION!" Sirius finished the drum roll and then jumped out the window again.

There was silence in the classroom.

For all of three seconds.

Every student, including Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny, jumped out of their seats and started to cheer. "Settle down now settle down." James said as he tried to get control of his students.

That was a fail.

"Settle down now!" James said a bit louder.

Again, nothing.

"SHUT UP!" James said, finally loosing it. Every student sat back down in their seats and tried to not show that a few of them had pee'd their pants from their usually calm teachers rather loud outburst. "Excellent." James said, acting like his normal self again. "Now the competition will follow the Muggle game of Around the World. Two people start off and duel. Winner stays and fights the next person in line. Loser has to sit down. Say if the winner of the first duel lost the next one, the previous winner would sit down and the new winner would stand up and keep fighting. The winner is the person who makes it to the last person to duel and beats them."

"Whos the last person that we have to duel against? Is it you Professor?" Neville asked.

"Hmm...no I want to watch all this... IDEA!" James shouted the last word with an evil grin. "To be winner of around the world, you have to get past the boss."

"WE HAVE TO DUEL DUMBLEDORE?!" Someone shouted out from the crowd.

"No. When I say boss I mean like the final person at the end of a level in a muggle game. The boss, being Harry." James said. Just about everyones jaws dropped, none dropping farther then Harry's. "Oh please don't drag me into your crazy idea Professor." Harry said.

"No complaining Mr.Potter. Now step forward Lavender Brown and Hermione Granger. You two get to be the lucky first duellers. Hermione whipped her head around to face Lavender. An evil smirk played on Hermione's face. A rather loud glup could be heard from Lavender.

"Ok girls. Get in your dueling stances. Students, take ten steps back. Ready girls?" Hermione nodded her head yes while Lavender shook her head no. "GREAT!" James said. "BEGIN!"

~Two seconds later~

Lavender was out cold on the floor after being hit with a stunning spell. "Great job Hermione! I'll revive Miss Brown and then you will face your next opponent." James said. After Lavender was awake she was told to sit down. "Ok guess I should of said this eairler but FORM A LINE!" James shouted.

Within five seconds, every student was in a line with Harry at the end. "Mr.Potter you come stand next to me, since you are the boss." James said. Harry grumbled and then got out of the line to go stand next to his dad. Hermione next faced Seamus.

Seamus never saw it coming.

Hermione plowed threw a large chunck of students, finally getting defeated by Ginny after about ten people.

Which Ginny duelled another 7th year Harry whispered in his dad's ear, "Why did you make me the boss?" James watched as Ginny took down the other student before answering. "I wanted to give the others a fighting chance. If you went you would of killed them all within ten minutes." Harry looked at his dad strangly. "Honesty Harry. Do you know realise how powerful you are? I bet that you could take down Dumbledore in a duel."

"Dad no offence but your crazy!" Harry said to James. "I could never take down Dumbledore in a duel! He's the most powerful man alive!"

"Not true. Dumbledore seems to think that your the most powerful." James said. "Then maybe Dumbeldore is even crazier then we thought." Harry said after he watched Ginny get beat by Luna. "Wana make a bet of that?" James asked.

"Yes."

Both James and Harry whipped their heads around to see Sirius standing behind them. "Padfoot? When'd you get here?" James asked. "I've been here since Hermione got beat by Ginny. And I do want to take you up on your bet." Sirius said.

"Really? For Harry beating Dumbledore or against him?" James asked, never taking his eyes off Luna and Lee. "For. I think we should get more people on this bet. Harry what do you think? For or against?"

"Against!" Harry said. Sirius rolled his eyes. Soon, Luna was defeated by another 7th year. Then that person got bet by someone else. After another fifteen minutes the last person had been defeated. Harry would be facing up against,

"Neville! Great job! You will now be going up against Harry." James said. The other students clapped and cheered for Neville, telling him that he could do it. Harry and Neville walked up to each other and bowed. Harry noted that Nevilles face showed nothing but determination and power.

"And DUEL!"

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Heehee cliffhanger!...kinda? Anyway I was going to keep going but I got bored and this way it will force me to write the duel scene and to keep typing at another date! Sorry about the wait. Comment and get a dedication!