Ello Gov! Did I Mention That I Never Died?

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AN~ A promise is a promise. You can thank Choctato cause she just about forced me into promising. So go thank her. Anyway. Like were a cheese samwitch and he's the chedder! Yadda yadda yadda EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH PERRY! Sorry listening to Phineas and Ferb music XD My awesome friends got me TWO Perry the Platypus tee-shirts! I FOUND a brand new best friend and its ME!

I'd thought I had both my eyes. Its in this pouch

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Moments from the last episode...

"And DUEL!"

Now for the real thing

Neville quickly sent a stuning spell towards Harry, which he quickly dodged. Harry sent a poorly aimed disarming spell because Neville was just sending spell after spell. Nothing Harry sent seemed to cause Neville to even flinch let alone get hit by.

'Neville got good. REALLY good.' Harry thought to himself as he ducked another hex that missed him by inches.

Harry kept ducking a weaving from the hexes and other spells. To anyone who walked in, it would seem like Harry was going some kind of weird dance...That is if they completely missed the fact that another person was shooting spells faster then the speed of magic.

Whatever that was.

Eventually, Harry was able to finally take his stand after Neille had to stop and take a breath. "EXPELLIARMUS!" Neville's wand flew into the air away from his and towards Harry.

Harry jumped into the air and caught his opponents wand. The crowd cheered for Harry, having won the duel...Or so they thought. Neville pulled out the sword of Gryffindor out of nowhere. The crowd gasped.

"GASP!"

Before Harry even could blink, Neville had run up to him and put the blade an inch away from his neck. Sirius' and James' jaws could be seen dropping. Harry looked down at the familiar blade and smiled. Everyone watching the scene would think that Harry was crazy. Who would be smiling when a sword was a Meir centimeters away from slicing his throat. "Well done Neville! Have you been practicing pulling the sword out of nowhere?" Harry asked.

Neville smiled too as he pulled the sword back and then hooked it onto his belt buckle. "Yah actually. I'd go up to the room of requirment and-"

"Wait, Room of Requirement? I thought it was burned down?" Harry asked. Neville smiled once again before answering, "Nope. There are actually alot of rooms inside the room of requirement. You only burned the one down." Harry thought about what Neville said and it made perfect sense.

"Thats awesome Nev! Great Duel by the way. I hardy had anytime to string two words together to come up with a spell you were going so fast!" Harry praised. Neville's cheeks grew pink at the compliment.

"Yes well done Neville! You are the winner of around the world and since you beat Harry I'd say that your ruler of the world!" James said to Neville. "Mr.Potter thats not how around the world works." Hermione said but James wouldn't listen. "Now that your ruler of the world what do you plan to do next?" Sirius asked in a game show host voice.

"I'M GOING TO BLOW UP CANADA I mean plant some...plants." Neville said. Everyone stared at him for a moment...more like a couple of minutes. "OKAAAAAAAYYYY." Sirius said, breaking the silence.

Just then the bell rang, signaling the end of class. "Ok no homework and as his prize for ruling the world, Neville gets to teach class tomorrow! Now how about a round of applause for Neville!" James said. The students, Sirius and James all started to clap loudly for Neville, causing him to blush even more. "Ok thats enough, we don't want Neville's cheeks turning permanenty red!" Sirius said as he ushered kids out of the classroom.

"Bye students! See you back in class bright and eairy on Monday!" James said to his departing students. Many of the kids leaving groaned. "All come on now. It can't be too bad. Besides, Neville is teaching the class!"

More people groaned. "Now that is uncalled for." James said and then shut the classroom door. He turned around to face his son, his son's best friends, and his best friend. "Anyone up for a field trip to the Room of Requirement?"

~RoR~

Harry, Ron, Hermione, James and Sirius all stood infront of a wall. "What room should we go to?" James asked. "How about the room filled with candy!" Sirius suggested. "Sirius there is no such room." Hermione said. "Oh really Hermione?" Sirius asked. "Really."

"Wana bet?" Sirius asked. "Ok only because I know that your wrong." Hermione agreed. Sirius smirked and then moved closer to the wall, thought long and hard, and paced back and forth three times. Once he was done pacing, Sirius opened up the door that appeared. Behind the door was a room filled from floor to ceiling with candy. Wizard and Muggle candy alike.

"BBBBut how is this POSSIBLE?" Hermione studdered out. "It breaks ALL of Gawps Laws!" She said. "Pay up Hermione. Say that Sirius was right and that you were WRONG!" Sirius said. Hermione grumbled a bit before saying, "Sirius was right and I was wrong. Happy?"

"Could you say that once more clearly into the mic?"

"No."

"Darn it was worth a shot." Sirius said and then started stuffing his pockets full of candy. Ron quickly followed Sirius' example. James and Harry were not to far behind Ron. Hermione muttered to herself a bit more before grabbing a couple of Chocolate Frogs and Three Musketeers.

Once everyone had stuffed their pockets full of candy, they left the room. "Ok who wants to pick a room next?" Harry asked. James started jumping up and down, waving his hands like crazy. "Hmm...How about you Hermione?" Harry asked, smirking as his dad started growling at the floor.

"Ok." Hermione said and then started to think, pace and repeat. The group headed into the room and saw that they were in a giant bounce house. Everyones heads snapped over to Hermione, who had a crazy smile on her face. "Bounce House's are amazing so don't give me those faces. Now lets BOUNCE!"

Everyone watched as Hermione started jumping up and down and over to a slide giant slide. Harry shrugged his shoulders and then went and joined Hermione in the fun.

One hour later the group came out of the RoR and the awesome bounce house that it had made. "I gotta admitt Hermione, you picked a great room!" Sirius said.

"Could you say that once more clearly into the mic?" Hermione asked, repeating Sirius' eairier words. "Hahaha no."

"Ok next?" Harry asked. Before James could step up, Ron ran foward and started to pace. After three paces the door appeared and everyone went inside.

The room was a smaller then the last two. It had carpeted floors, many beanbag chairs and a bookshelf full of coloring stuff. "What did you think about?" Hermione asked Ron. "A room where we could color." Ron answered. Everyones faces filled with goofy grins. "I LOVE coloring!" James and Sirius said at the same time.

When they came out of the room again it was time for dinner. The golden trio walked ahead of the two adults as they made their way to the great hall. "So Sirius. How did you fool the RoR into making food?"

"Easy. I wished for a room that was filled with such realistic candy that you could eat it and would fool Hermione." Sirius said.

"I swear Pad, you head keeps biggering and biggering everyday!"

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happy cause I had to finish typing this on my iPod and I hate doing that! Comment and get a dedication! Btw did you see the Lorax quote?