Ello Gov! Did I Mention That I Never Died?

Run Sirius, RUN!

AN~ Here I am. Most people would think that I'd update more during the summer holidays. Hahahahahaha, no.

Anyway, here is another chapter and its finally Christmas. Yah I know what your thinking, it took you three chapters to get to it? That I dedicated two chapters to my snowball fight? Yah well who asked you huh? Gah.  Is it really that hard to leave a comment? I mean siriusly? *sigh*

Ok no updates June 29- July 7th because I'm gone for six days to visit Harry Potter Land and then the 7th I'm alter serving my cousins wedding.

One last comment, I am a disgrace to Hufflepuff House. Why you ask? I was missing my ipod for over a week and then my mom comes come after a college trip with my brother and she asked if I checked in this one couch that I hardly sit in. I said no I didn't bother to. She goes and checks the couch and right under the seats is my is my ipod. I felt/feel so stupid. I didn't have Wattpad updates for over a week cause I didn't look in teh STUPID GD COUCH! *deep breath* Pardon.

Hufflepuff's are Particularly Good Finders except for 416bunny who sucks at finding.

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~Christmas, Gryffindor House~

"How should we wake him up?"

"How do you usually wake him up?"

"Yelling and or ice cold water?"

"On Christmas?!"

"Hey I wanna open my presents, this is no day to sleep in."

"Ok but we're his parents, we're not gonna wake up in a rude way."

"Really?"

"What do you mean?"

"Yah what you do mean?"

"Mr.Potter....wake someone up....in a nice way...?"

"HEY!"

"Good point."

"You know you guys suck at whispering."

"Who said we were trying to whisper?"

"Shut up James. Happy Christmas Harry!"

Harry sat up in his bed after being woken up to a conversation between his parents and Ron. "Happy Christ-AH!" Harry was cut off with a jet of water hitting him in the face. Everyone turned to the shooter, that being Hermione who had just walked in.

"You were taking to long. Now come on present time!" Hermione said and then turned around and left. "Man." James said, breaking the silence.

"What?" Harry asked.

"You guys really corrupted Hermione."

"Understatement." said Ron.

~Down in the Common Room~

Harry, his parents and Ron came down from the boys dorm to find the common room cleared out except for the Potter's, Weasley's, Sirius' and Lupins.  "How did you manage to clear the common room for us to use?" Harry asked the group.

"Rather easily, but I won't go into details about what I had to do cause I think Lily would dissaprove." Sirius said. Harry laughed while Lily sighed. "Definity not gonna ask." Lily said.

Everyone was sitting in a circle to exchange gifts. Harry ended up sitting with his mom on one side and his dad on the other side. Next to James was Hermione who was sitting next to Ron who was sitting next to Lupin and baby Teddy who was sitting next to Sirius who was sitting next to Ginny who was sitting next to Lily. "Ok who wants to give the first gift?" Remus asked.

"I shall!" Harry exclaimed. "Ok and who shall you be bestoying this gift to?" Remus asked, maing fun of Harry.

Harry stuck his tongue out at Remus and then answered, "Sirius."

"Aww I feel special." Sirius said. Harry got up and handed Sirius his gift before sitting down again. Padfoot shook the package and was surprised to hear it rattle. "Hmmm. Wonder what it could be?" Sirius thought outloud.

Harry had to try hard not to laugh. He looked over at his friends and saw that all of then were just as confused about what was in the gift. All of them, that is, except Remus, who was trying hard not to laugh. In the effort, he started shaking, causing baby Teddy to squel in joy from the movement. Everyone then turned to Remus, who was now trying to controll his laughter.

"Whats up Moony?" James asked. "Do you know whats in the gift?" Harry questioned with a smile on his face. "Yah I have a pretty good guess." Remus answered. "How'd you know?" Harry asked. Remus tapped his nose twice. "Ah special Moony powers." Harry said.

Sirius was even more confused then ever after the exchange between his friend and godson. "Ok enough of this! I'm just gonna open it." Sirius said and then started to tear off the paper. Once all the paper was off Sirius' eyes grew wide and then he started to laugh.

"Harry, hahaha, this is, hahaha, somewhat cruel, hahaha." Sirius said inbetween laughs. "What is it Paddy?" Lily asked.

"Your lovely son gave me a large box of dog treats." Sirius answered.

Everyone was silent. Remus broke the silence by finally giving into his laughing. This caused everyone to start laughing. "That is so fitting Harry. Describes Sirius to a T!" Remus said once he calmed down a bit. "Now don't be so quick to leave yourself out Moony." Harry said, but empazis on Moony. "Its times for your gift." Harry handed Remus his gift and then sat down with a satified smirk.

Remus looked confused and then an odd looked crossed his face, He tore off the wrapping and then said, "Your a bloody bastard  Harry James Potter."

Everyones faces were priceless. It was rare when Moony swore and even more rare that he swore at someone. "What'd he get you Remus?" James asked. "He got me the same bloody thing as Sirius, dog treats."

Everyone minues Remus this time started to laugh. "I'm a wolf. Not a dog. Dogs and Wolves are different I tell you, DIFFERENT! You better hope that none of you are in the same room as me when I transform next."

This just caused everyone to laugh harder. Sirius got up, opened Moony's treat box and then shoved one in Remus' mouth. "Happy Christmas Remmie!" Sirius yelled and then ran for it. As more gifts were exchanged, Sirius was running around the castle for his life from a very angry Moony.

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Sorry its short but I had no idea what the presents should be. I actually came up with the dog treat idea a few days before Christmas (2011 going on 2012 Christmas) and I have been saving that idea ever since, Glad I rremembered it. I just thought of Remus getting it to though. Comment. PLEASE!