Ello Gov! Did I Mention That I Never Died?

Shampoo

AN~ I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for the lack of updating on this story! I got distracted with my one shots and then school and then... no thats it. But I finally decided to update after about three new people put this story in their library's, THANK YOU THOSE PEOPLE! Anyway here's the new chapter. Oh and I have a goal for this story... two actually...

1.) Get this to 1,000 reads (simple enough)

2.) Get this to be over 100 pages (harder)

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Harry woke up the next day to find light streaming into his eyes. Turning on his side, Harry read his bedside clock and saw that it was 9:00. 'Might as well get up' Harry thought to himself.

Over on Harry's left was Ron, fast asleep, and snoring loudly. 'How I ever slept threw his snoring I will never know.'

Harry ran a hand threw his hair and felt that is was a bit greasy. 'Ugg. Gotta shower that's disgusting.' Picking up a pair of jeans and his shirt he got from George, Harry went to the bathroom to go shower.

Downstairs in the kitchen Mrs.Weasley was showing Hermione how to cook a large breakfast of pancakes, eggs, bacon, hash-browns, and toast. "First you put the hash-browns in the oven, for they will take the longest to cook. Then you whip up the pancake batter, but don't start cooking them yet, for they cook the fastest. Once the batter is ready cook the first round of bacon-"

"First round?" Hermione cut in with a shocked look on her face. "Yes first round, considering that the first round is usually just eaten all by Ron." Hermione nodded her head and muttered to herself "Second we buy a home I am putting him on a water diet."

"Ok After the first round you start the eggs, also first round. Once more then three people come down you put the pancakes onto the stove. Only add more for new people. You don't give seconds of pancakes til everyone else as had some. And that usually applies to Ron eating all the pancakes before Harry even comes down," Mrs.Weasley paused a second and then continued "Then you just cook the rest of the bacon and eggs and call it a day,,,, well until lunch."

"Wow is all I can say to that." Hermione said and then she watched as Percy, George, Ron, Mr.Weasley, Sirius, James and Lily came and sat at the kitchen table.

"Say, Where's Harry?" Hermione asked.

Harry uncapped the shampoo bottle and poured a small chunk into his hand. He then started to scrub and as he scrubbed he wondered 'What I would look like with bleach blonde hair.' Then Harry rinched the rest of the soap out of his hair and got out of the shower, got dressed, and then headed downstairs to the kitchen.

"Morning Mrs.Weasley." Harry said. He noticed that everyone was staring at him. Harry was used to people staring at him, but not the Weasley's- ( AN~Holy Crap I almost forgot to write with Sirius James and Lily in the story! Crap I am soooo out of it)- and his parents. Sirius always stared at him like he was crazy because he knew that it made Harry feel weird.

"Why are you staring at me?" Harry asked. "Ummm.... your hair...... its bleach blonde..." Ginny said. Harry jumped up from the table and checked his hair in a mirror. It was its usually style but it was now blech blonde instead of black.

"What the? How the? Ummm..... Why?" Harry stuttered out. Harry was quiet for a minute and then he slapped his forehead. "I used the shampoo that Hermione gave me." Once Harry had said it everyone was on the floor laughing.

Once everyone had calmed down Hermione asked Harry, "Wait so you thought of yourself with bleach blonde hair while you showered?"

"I have random thoughts as I shower." Harry said causeing a new wave of laughing. Harry's face grew a deep red, and he snatched a piece of toast and then left for the living room.

"Guess we can tell us apart now!" James said after everyone had calmed down, but now everyone was laughing again.

~The Living Room~

Harry sat down on the smaller couch and was silently cursing his family and friends under his breath. He didn't notice when Sirius, James, Lily and everyone else walked into the room to watch Harry mutter silent curses. "Harry I hope you know that your crazy if you start talking to voices inside your head." Sirius commented causing Harry to jump a bit for shock.

"So all the Greatest Wizards were a bit crazy." Harry said defending himself. :That is true Harry." A voice said from the doorway. Everyones heads snapped to find Professor Dumboldore standing in the doorway.

"Hello Sir! What are you doing here?" Lily asked Dumboldore. "I came so that I could bring you three," Dumboldore pointed to James, Lily and Sirius "up to date on what you will need to teach in your classes and other teacher stuff like where the teachers lounge is."

"Oh we know where the teachers lounge is." Sirius said with a wave of his hand, a gesture that ment old news. "I shouldn't be surprised knowing you two. Now Lily as the Potions teacher you get to follow a list that is in this envelope. I trust you know which ones are harder and which are easier and go from there." Lily nodded her head in understanding and then Dumboldore addressed James,

"As Charms teacher you will get a teacher copy of all the student charm books years 1-7. Inside the books will be a guild line that suggests what spells to teach in what order." Dumboldore reached into his satchel and pulled out seven books and handed them to James. "These are the books. I would suggest that you start planing your lessons right away."

Finally Dumboldore turned to Sirius, who was eyeing the bag, hoping that Dumboldore would pull out a new Firebolt for him. "Sirius as Flying Instructor you only teach first years. But if a student is interested in trying out for their house Quidditch team they are allowed to go to you and you will give flying lessons to them." Sirius muttered something about having to teach little midgets but then turned his attention back to a smiling Dumboldore.

"You will also be the reff for the Quidditch games and I do hope that you will not show favortism." Dumboldore smiled as Sirius snapped his fingers like a person usually does once their plan to do something had been directly told not to do.

"Dang. Guess Hufflepuff won't be winning now."

~Aug 31 (an~sorry bout the jump but hey gotta get this book moving) After dinner~

"Chocolate."

"Vanilla."

"Chocolate."

"Vanilla."

Harry walked into the kitchen after dinner to find his mum and dad half-heartidy fighting about what ice cream flavor to choose.

"Chocolate." Lily said.

"Vanilla."  said James.

"Ok whats wrong with you two? Usually it would be an all out duel between which ice cream flavor to choose." Harry stared at his parents. He saw that both of them had lost the excited and happy glow that was usually on their faces and was replaced with worry and doubt..

"Oh Harry." Lily addressed her son. "Were just worried about being teachers tomorrow." James nodded in agreement. "Stop worrying. You are both going to make amazing teachers. You don't have to worry about people not listening because everyone will be excited to be taught by Lily and James Potter. Not to mention you just are both going to do great."

Lily had two small tears coming down her face at her sons words. She jumped out of her seat and pulled her son into a hug. James followed soon after and the hug became a group hug.

Then they started fighting again.

"CHOCOLATE!"

"VANILLA!"

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Sorry its short but I'll add more later like tomorrow! Again I'm sorry! Remember to comment and get a dedication!