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Yellowfang stumbles into a small clearing, eyes bleary with sleep.
Yellowfang: *rubs her eyes with a paw briefly* Jeez, what kinda sound is coming from over here?
A large, blue-lit mass of metal is sitting in the center of the clearing. Surprised, Yellowfang backs away from the object with a surprised look on her face.
Yellowfang: I just woke up! I don't need to face Satan! *rubs her eyes again* Okay, that's not red. . .
The object lets out a loud screeching noise, and a handsome brown tom pads out from the entrance; blue smoke fills the area around him.
Yellowfang: Who are you and what are you doing?
Astro: I'm Astro.
Yellowfang: Why are you in StarClan if you don't even have a Clan name?
Astro: I'm a scientist, b****.
Yellowfang: Hey, no need for the dark side of the English language.
Astro: We are cats. Soooo, are you going to ask about my machine?
Yellowfang: I was going to ask you to shut it off so I could get back to bed, so no.
Astro: Well, this is a time machine!
Yellowfang: Why does your dumb time machine need to be so loud?
Astro: The fission process is a series of miniature explosions that-
Yellowfang: Well can you shut it off?
Astro: *shrugs* I don't know.
Yellowfang: So you're telling me that you created this "amazing" scientifically based time machine transporter, and you don't know how to turn it off?
Astro: Yes. That is pretty much what I'm telling you.
Yellowfang rolls her eyes and marches to the back of the machine. She finds a series of wires and unsheathes her claw.
Astro: *follows her* You-you really don't want to do that. . .
Yellowfang: Too bad!
Yellowfang lifts up her paw.
Astro: Those are the cords that control the time machine's precise year tracker. If you cut them, it could-
Yellowfang slices them.
Yellowfang: Seems quieter. . . needs more cutting.
Yellowfang finds another bundle of wires.
Astro: *distraught* No, those are the ones that control the time machine from sucking in all nearby atoms and sending them back in time! *starts running away*
Yellowfang lifts her claw and brings it down, slicing through the wires.
Yellowfang: See, it's already quieter!
A moment passes as Astro sprints away.
Yellowfang: Wait, come back!
The time machine starts humming strangely.
Yellowfang: What's that noise. . . it didn't sound like that before!
A flash of blue blinds Yellowfang momentarily.
Yellowfang: Help!
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A Ballad of Yellowfang and History
FanficWhen Yellowfang discovers a time machine, there's only one thing she can do: Jump into it and hope for the best. Unfortunately for the time periods she visits, the time machine has a certain knack to sending cats into the most important battles and...
