The Doctor and the Demigods of Rome

The New Doctor

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The Doctor woke up a while later to the sound of Amy and Rory Pond whispering below him. He quickly checked to see if everything was there. Arms, Legs, Nose, everything.

"I'm a girl!" The Doctor yelped as he looked at his - her - hair. "I'd rather be male than ginger!" he said. That meant a lot. He always wanted to be a ginger.

"Doctor, everything alright?" Rory asked as the couple walked up the stairs. To their surprise, they saw a teenage girl, about fourteen, wearing an extremely oversized tweed jacket for someone that small.

"No, everything is not alright, Rory," the Doctor complained as she sat up. "I'm a young girl!"

"Umm… maybe you should find clothing that fits you, Doctor," Amy said, suppressing a giggle. The new version of the Doctor was covered in freckles, and desperately needed braces. And, she was cute!

"I'm going to do that," she said, walking towards the giant closet. The Doctors before her had collected clothes from every time, from every planet practically. Surely she would find something she liked.

As she began to search for a really nice shirt that one of her past companions had worn, the TARDIS lurched. Running towards the main console of the TARDIS, she turned on her panic mode.

"Who touched my sexy?" she screamed at the couple.

"the TARDIS turned on herself!" Rory yelped, much to his surprise.

"Someone wake up River," the Doctor said as she began to pull levers and push buttons, having yet to notice that were River had slept was a note saying she found an old time vortex manipulator and wished to go to a time she would feel better in - 5123. "We need all the drivers we can get."

Amy quickly began to search for River, who also had yet to notice the note. Rory began to assist the small, female Doctor in trying to find out where their destination is, both constantly falling from sudden turns.

The Doctor stared at the screen as it flickered. It showed a name of a camp in California, early twenty-first century. With a whistle, she stared at it.

"Rory the Roman! You are going to love this place!" she said with a slight laugh. "Camp Jupiter, home of the Legion in the twenty-first century!"

"But," Rory said as he fell over once again. "There is no Roman Empire in the twenty-first century, Doctor."

"The Roman Empire has been alive for thousands of years, Rory. Who do you think brought back the plumbing?"

With a groan, Rory glared at the Doctor. "You're not going to make me wear that idiotic armor, are you?"

"Of course I am! Now get your wife, we're landing soon!" the Doctor said as she once again fell.

With a sinister laugh, she continued working her magic. She danced across the ground, making every fall seem planned, pushing buttons as she went. Finally, the TARDIS came to a halt.

"New day, new face, new town!" she said as she skipped back to the closet she was in earlier. Maybe this time she should wear a pretty blue skirt.

Before she was fully out of view of the console, she turned around quickly. "Old girl, don't take me anywhere else, understand?" When she was satisfied that the TARDIS would not interrupt her "shopping spree" as she liked to call it, she continued on her way.

An hour and a half later, she came out of the walk-in closet, dressed ready for almost anything. She wore a pair of jean shorts that reached slightly past her knees. Her shirt was a plain, bright yellow shirt that could be seen even in a snow storm. A pair of red converse, like the ones she wore two regenerations ago, rested upon her feet. Her red hair had been put into two pigtails, the ties bright yellow bows. Around her neck was a heart necklace, a birthday present for one of her past companions, but they had left her before she could give it to them.

"Ponds, you ready?" the Doctor called as she walked down the steps.

"Ready when you are," Rory said with his arm around Amy. "And I'm still not a Pond."

"Yeah, but Williams just doesn't have as nice a ring to it as Pond," the Doctor said.

"River left for 5123," Amy said as the trio approached the door.

"Fantastic for her!" the Doctor said, pushing a loose strand of hair behind her ear. "Now, since I look similar to Amy, if they ask you're my parents."

"Doctor, what are we walking ourselves into?" Rory asked, his red cape looking majestic behind his armor.

"I don't know," she said, a smile upon her face. "But it'll be fun!"

So, out she stepped from the TARDIS, surprising a couple of guards, who quickly pointed their Imperial Gold weapons at her. "Alert Octavian of this immediately!" one Roman barked at a smaller one, about the size of the Doctor.

"Rory, Amy, come outside, please!" the Doctor yelled, facing the weapons, a smile wide upon her face.

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