I was sitting with my dad and his friends (His friends are REALLY dirty) and we were talking about guitars and my dad said I could play guitar then one of his friends said "oh you play guitar? Are you bisexual then?" I answered no that I only like boys and he answered "oh, you could tho... Your strumming hand to masturbate and your other hand to finger"
*Zara*
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HumorThese are just a bunch of things ive done with my best friend, her name is Aby (follow her @abyDSMS). All the crazy things we've done from summer, weekends, in the streets.... I am also aware that I wrote crazy times wrong WARNING: Do NOT try this...