QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

iv. TEXTUARY

QUEEN ELIZABETH
do you really still have a crush on tobey

SMOL BEAN
NO
THEY'RE LYING

QUEEN ELIZABETH
you literally said that yourself

SMOL BEAN
okay
maybe
he's peter after all

QUEEN ELIZABETH
so is tom

SMOL BEAN
no
stop
you're my older sister don't be like that

QUEEN ELIZABETH
do you want his number?

SMOL BEAN
jESUS LIZ
NO
I DO NOT WANT HIS NUMBER
WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I LIKE HIM

QUEEN ELIZABETH
oh really???
who's that?

SMOL BEAN
go away

QUEEN ELIZABETH
loreleeeeeiiiii

SMOL BEAN
nope
y'all are annoying
bye

[i present you elizabeth 'lizzie' olsen, aka the captain of the ship. also some chapters will be shorter, like this.]