QUEEN OF SUBURBIA | tom holland [✓]

xxxi. TEXTUARY

TOMMY

look at this
i was inspired by your words
so i took a picture
what do you think?

QUEEN LOR
it's really cute
who's that?

TOMMY
elle

my friend

QUEEN LOR
ooooh
DID YOU GET ANY

TOMMY
what

QUEEN LOR
DID YOU GET SOME
WINK WINK

TOMMY
jesus lor
she's my best friend
that's be like you getting it on with adam or henry

QUEEN LOR
they're both hot

TOMMY
oh my god

QUEEN LOR
but no
ew
they're like brothers to me

TOMMY
exactly

QUEEN LOR
dammit
there goes my ship
rip #ellom

TOMMY
that is one of the worst ship names i've ever heard

QUEEN LOR
aaand how many have you heard of?

TOMMY
...four?

QUEEN LOR
you suck
you need someone to teach you
see, i post a pic of my with red hair and caption mary jane and i'm already cast as mj in homecoming

TOMMY
that's horrible
but i really wish it were true

QUEEN LOR
really?

TOMMY
yeah
you're make a great mj i think and i'd like to work with you

QUEEN LOR
but i! can't! act!

TOMMY
i'm like 90% sure you can

QUEEN LOR
i've never tried

TOMMY
why?

QUEEN LOR
okay this is gonna sound cheesy
like, real cheesy
like the pizza-melted-cheese-cheesy

TOMMY
riiiiight

QUEEN LOR
jerk
anyway
i was always scared to try because if i'm not good enough it'll feel like i'm not good enough
like, mary-kate and ashley both had amazing careers when they were toddlers, liz's is becoming huge now and if i end up bad i'll just be the black sheep of the family
and now, the weather

TOMMY
oooh
that actually makes sense

QUEEN LOR
thanks tommy, you're a great support

TOMMY
shut up
okay
i began taking pictures because of you
and now you need to try out acting because of me

QUEEN LOR
yuck no

TOMMY
nah it's gonna be fine
trust me

QUEEN LOR
you got wasted and texted me and called me blue and cute how am i supposed to trust you

TOMMY
you never responded to those, how am i supposed to trust you?

QUEEN LOR
i'm not liking this one bit
the hell you gonna do?

TOMMY
get you a role in homecoming

QUEEN LOR
WHAT THE FUCK
NO

TOMMY
JESUS CHILL
JUST A CAMEO
OR SOMETHING

QUEEN LOR
WHAT IF I'M BAD

TOMMY
YOU CAN'T BE
AND NO ONE WILL NOTICE

QUEEN LOR
WHEN DID I AGREE TO THIS

TOMMY
JUST NOW

QUEEN LOR
okay for real now though

TOMMY
i am for real
i am doing this

QUEEN LOR
jesus christ
thank you?

TOMMY
you're welcome

[fun fact; elle really is tom's real friend and i'm like 70% sure they're dating]