NEW MESSAGE FROM: UNKNOWN
UNKNOWN
hi, lorelei, happy birthday :))LORELEI:
thanks, who's this?UNKNOWN
it's tom!!
lizzie gave me your number and said she'll tell youLORELEI:
you really expected her to tell me?
yikesLORELEI CHANGED UNKNOWN'S NICKNAME TO SPIDEY BABY.
SPIDEY BABY
rude
i was trying to be niceLORELEI
this ain't instagram buddySPIDEY BABY CHANGED LORELEI'S NICKNAME TO LO(R)KI
SPIDEY BABY
paybackLO(R)KI
do you realize i actually like that nicknameSPIDEY BABY
ahh
i triedLO(R)KI
damn you, spidey babyLO(R)KI CHANGED SPIDEY BABY'S NICKNAME TO PETER PARKER.
PETER PARKER
aww man i love thisLO(R)KI
bitch
wait
does lizzie know we're texting?PETER PARKER
i might've told her
why?LO(R)KI
shit
i can already feel itPETER PARKER
feel what??LO(R)KI
the tomelei she's screaming
she and chris and nick and asa and bea and reese
oh my godPETER PARKER
tomelei?LO(R)KI
yesPETER PARKER
what's thatLO(R)KI
tom + lorelei
jerkPETER PARKER
oh
well that is unfortunateLO(R)KI
no shit sherlockLO(R)KI CHANGED PETER PARKER'S NICKNAME TO SHERLOCK.
SHERLOCK
i love sherlockLO(R)KI CHANGED SHERLOCK'S NICKNAME TO SHERJERK.
SHERJERK
well that's just plain rudeSHERJERK CHANGED LO(R)KI'S NICKNAME TO LOKI.
LOKI
BRUH
I LOVE LOKISHERJERK
how do i not fail with thisLOKI
it's impossible
i'm the best at everythingSHERJERK
you're horrible at flirtingLOKI
i wasn't flirting with you!!!SHERJERK
i know thaaaat
lizzie told me
and then bea
and bea told me a lot of stuff about youLOKI
i hate them both
why are you talking about me with them?SHERJERK
they started it
i couldn't leaveLOKI
i feel bad for you knowSHERJERK
i know about your obsession with me...LOKI
whatever they told you
it's not trueSHERJERK
are you sure
like
REALLY sureLOKI
yesSHERJERK CHANGED LOKI'S NAME TO SPIDEY STAN #1.
SPIDEY STAN #1
NO
OH MY GOD
TOM NOSHERJERK
TOM YES
I FOUND IT
SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE
WELL WHAT'S UP MY LOVELY SPIDEY STAN #1
OR SHOULD I SAY
MY STAN #1SPIDEY STAN #1
I AM NOT YOUR STAN #1 YOU DIMWIT
THIS IS UNFAIRSPIDEY STAN #1 CHANGED SHERJERK'S NICKNAME TO SUPERMAN.
SUPERMAN
oh
am i your superman?SPIDEY STAN #1
sweetie
i hate supermanSUPERMAN CHANGED SPIDEY STAN #1'S NICKNAME TO TOM STAN.
TOM STAN
well this is just...
embarrassingSUPERMAN
how about we call a truce
because this will go on foreverTOM STAN
no
i am not losing from youSUPERMAN
i don't think either of us has much choiceTOM STAN
heeey
i just realized
this can mean i'm a tom hiddleston stan!!SUPERMAN
we either call it a day or i'm changing your name to tom holland stan #1
just to make sure you know it's me
you and everyone elseTOM STAN
you're a horrible person
truceSUPERMAN
truceTOM STAN CHANGED SUPERMAN'S NICKNAME TO TOMMY.
TOM STAN
just a lil bit of funTOMMY CHANGED TOM STAN'S NICKNAME TO LOR.
TOMMY
dealLOR
well
i gotta go now
it's lateTOMMY
yeah
will you be celebrating?LOR
yeah, this saturday
lizzie didn't invite you?TOMMY
nopeLOR
oh
i was so sure
dammitTOMMY
what, you want me to come?LOR
it'd be fun
you'd get to meet beaTOMMY
and youLOR
yeah and me
but that's not so importantTOMMY
well
maybeLOR
well
bye thenTOMMY
byeee
and happy birthday once more :)[#WHIPPED]
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