Chapter fifty-two: Getting scared half to death twice.

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Feather's POV

Brandon just stood there as the liquid spot grew larger. His eyes were wide. I expected him to collapse any minute now, I was already screaming. Loud shrills echoed through the forest.

Brandon's eyebrows crinkled in confusion. I watched as he chuckled. "It's paint.." He said. I stopped flailing about for a few moments to listen to what he had to say.

"What?" I ask in confusion. He continues laughing. "It's just paint! Harmless red paint!" He chuckled. I felt my blood boil. "Red.... PAINT?!?" I yell out. "WHAT KIND OF SICK LITTLE  BISCUITS WOULD SHOOT YOU AND SCARE ME HALF TO DEATH!"


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Yuptan's eyes widened beside me. "Uhh... Luca? I don't think we should've done that..." He said. I silently agreed. This lady was absolutely furious. Too bad, she was very beautiful, but I think even if she did give me a chance, her boyfriend would interject.

"Feather. Calm down. I'm fine." Her boyfriend said. That made her even more enraged. "Tell me why this was a good idea again..." Yutptan groaned.

Prior:

I hiccuped as I set down another mug. I had to go paint a roof later, but three ales later, I just had to have a fourth. Yuptan was somewhere in the tavern, probably criticizing some poor girl's outfit.

The drunk merchant next to me was probably about to rip my head off. "Come on!! Just tell me!!" He whined. I laughed. "I do know the difference between turquoise and blue-green.... But I won't tell you!!" I teased.

He glared at me, then he snapped his fingers. Two extremely buff dudes appeared behind him. I gulped. My eyes frantically searched the tavern for Yuptan. He was harassing some guy in a rune wizards robe.

I grabbed my paintball gun and slowly strolled over to him. "Yuptan. We need to get out. Now." I hissed, eyeing the buff guys that had followed closely behind. He scoffed. "But we just got heeeerrree!" He slurred. He turned back over to the guy.

"My dear, what you are wearing is much too drab." He said. He is definitely a little tipsy. Wait... Why is the room spinning. Uh oh. The ale is kicking in.The buff guys slowly approached.

"COME ON!!" I shout. I grab his arm and bolt towards the door. "But my dyes!" He said, flailing his arm toward the table the rune wizard guy was sitting at. I continued dragging him out the door. We ran a while into the forest. Sure enough, the merchant's goons followed.

"When we get done with you, you're gonna regret messing with the Boss!" One of the goons yelled. "Luca, what were we even doing before we arrived at the tavern?" Yuptan asked. I thought for a second.

"We were supposed to find this person named 'Feather'" I said. We kinda got distracted by ale. Well... At least we aren't that tipsy anymore, but the world is still a little shaky for me. "HEY! STOP!" I hear someone tell. I look beyond the goons to see the rune wizard guy.

"Hey, you stay out of this, four-eyes." The taller goon mocked, making fun of the guy's glasses. He simply just smirked. "Make me." He shot back. The rune wizard crossed his arms.

"Cocky eh? Time to teach you a lesson!" The buffer goon said, charging toward the rune wizard. Just as the goon was about to run him over, he snapped his fingers. And just like that, he was gone.

"Well. Four eyes is a nice name and all, but I would prefer Ki, my actual name." A voice says. I look up to see the rune wizard sitting on top of a tree branch.

By this time, both of the goons were pretty peeved. "COME FIGHT US, YOU WIMP!" The goons shouted. He shrugged and pulled out a spell book. "Alright.... If you say so..." Ki said.

All of a sudden, three purple, spinning scythes hurled toward the goons. I toppled over in laughter as the goons ran away screaming. Ki hops off the tree and lands on his feet.

"I've heard that you're looking for a person named 'Feather'? Is that correct?" He asked. How did he--

There's no way he heard me and Yuptan's conversation from far away....

How did he know?

"Don't worry about it. Anyways, I can help. I happen to be good friends with Feather. I can help you get to her if you want?" He offered. Yuptan looked at me. Well... He did just save us... So...

"Yeah! That would be amazing." I spoke. Ki smiled. "Okay! Stand back!" He said. He closed his eyes as blue particles surrounded me and Yuptan. They started spinning faster before all I could see was blue.

I landed on the ground with a thud. Hmm. Well.

Shoot.

We were in the middle of the woods. That Ki guy just teleported is randomly!!

I then started to feel dizzy.

The ale was kicking in for sure. I could tell that Yuptan was staring to feel it too.

We were a couple of drunk idiots wandering around in the woods, of course we had ideas to scare any passer byes.

And it just so happens in the process, we angered the person we were supposed to find. Well.. At least Ki did help at all.

Someone's eyes were burning a hole in my forehead. My gaze wanders until I see Feather, Starring right at me. "You." She hisses. In the next moment, she has me pinned with an arrow close at my throat.

"WHO ARS YOU AND WHY DID YOU SHOOT MY FRIEND?!" She yelled.






Author's note:

Hey guys!

Quick thing:

I was thinking.


I want to start a writing schedule.


Would you guys want this book updated every day, but have okay chapters,

Or every other day and have chapters a little less perfect

Or just keep it the same and update whenever.



Also:

It's sad, but it's true

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It's sad, but it's true.



So sorry that this chapter is not that great.

Feedback is appreciated.

Almost forgot!

Go check out Queen_Chess 's new Terraria book! It is awesome!

Bye bye Brudunskies

Peace

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