Time and Water (Haikyuu! X Reader)

What the hell has happened???

I screamed and ran out of the door slamming shut behind me.

"Nice going, Kageyama! You scared off a pretty girl again!"

"Shut up dumbass! I did nothing!"

The boys grew rowdier and rowdier and I could easily tell who was talking. Thank the higher power that they didn't sound like their English dub actors.

I took a deep breath. "This is all a dream... I fell asleep when I got home after shopping and when I wake up everything will be back to normal... yeah... They need clothes though..."

I very quietly picked up the phone from the receiver and slide the numbers around until I got the ringing.

"Lady (y/n)? What is it?"

I coughed slightly, "I uh... need you to bring me twelve male pajamas for average body types.. two outfits for males with short but muscular stature.."

I can picture Jared's face of confusion. "Um... okay? Why?"

I coughed again, ignoring the reddening of my cheeks. "Just do it. Fast, like 5 minutes fast.."

"...Alright.."

I hung up the phone and took another3d  deep breath before walking back to the bathroom door and lightly knocking. Any ruckus they were making went silent.

"U-um.."

Damnit... I always got flustered just watching their anime and now they're here! I would think I'd be more self-confident in my sleep but still!

"I-I wanna do a little roll call.. just so I can see who all is in my bathroom..." I grabbed a piece of paper and took another deep breath.

"H-Hinata- Kun..?"

"H-here!"

"Kageyama-kun?"

"Yeah"

"Sugawara-kun?"

"Here.."

"Daichi-kun?"

"Yes"

"Yamaguchi-kun?"

It was silent before a soft 'yes' answered me. I couldn't help but squeal before quickly covering my mouth.

"Um.. Nishinoya-kun? Tanaka-kun?"

"Uh.. no... they aren't here," Yamaguchi replied and I frowned.

"Asahi-kun?"

"Not here either."

I thought around some more and my eyes widened before speaking again.

"Yamaguchi-kun, is Tsukki in there?"

"I'm here, and I don't know you, don't call me that." an annoyed voice rang out and I rolled my eyes.

"Anyone else from Karasuno?"

"No," Yamaguchi replies quickly.

I drew a box around Karasuno and tapped my pencil.. that makes six...

"Is there anyone from Nekoma in there?"

"Hai! Kenma and Kuroo!"

"That's it?"

"H-hai!"

"Um is Oikawa-kun there?"

"Sadly."

"AWW! Iwa-chan's so mean!"

I nodded and wrote down Iwaizumi and Oikawa.

"That's eleven...'

"Wait. So who are the other two?" I asked, leaning onto the door a little.