A Very Cliché Story [Parody]

Chapter 6: Shirtless Guys Drive A Van Through A Starbucks Window

"Harry Styles?! YOU'RE HARRY STYLES?!?!" I shrieked. I was fangirling so hard, I could hardly breathe. "OHMYGOD! I love you! I love One Direction! I know all your songs by heart and when your birthday is and what your hobbies are and what you eat for breakfast every morning! OH MY GOOOOOOD!!!!!"

I dropped my latte and ripped open my jacket to reveal a t-shirt that had all five One Direction members inside a heart on it. I reached across the counter, grabbed Harry's shirt, and gave him a passionate kiss.

After about 20 seconds of intense making-out, Harry pulled away, shocked and grinning all at once. "Well, that escalated quickly."

Suddenly, a large, black, windowless van crashed through the front windows of the shop and screeched to a halt. I, being the steryotypical female protagonist, hid behind Harry and expected him to single-handedly fight off whoever decided to park inside Starbucks.

I watched from behind him as four men climbed out of the van. These were no ordinary robbers who drive vans through windows, however. They were shirtless, and wore low-fitting ripped jeans. They sported washboard abs and smelled strongly of cologne. They were...

"Hollister models?! Oh God, I'm no match for these guys! I'm out!" Harry promptly pushed me into the models and ran out of the building, crying about his fear of rollercoasters or something.

One of the Hollister models grabbed me and pulled me toward the van. Not that I particularly minded. I mean, really, they were frickin' HOLLISTER MODELS. And, again, I'm the steryotypical female protagonist, so I clearly can't fight back. I was pushed into the backseat as the van pulled out of the destroyed Starbucks, to a destination unknown to me.

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Author's Note:

So, I was going to make this longer, but I thought this would be a better place to stop. The next chapter will probably be tomorrow, and it's going to be pretty awesome. Also, this story has 200 reads! Thanks to all the readers! ^_^