Natsu X Reader Oneshots and Songfics {Discontinued}

Hot Mess

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Natsu X Reader Oneshot
Hot Mess

I woke up this morning to a snoring exceed on my pillow next to my head. I groaned and rolled over to check the time. 9:45... Wait, 9:45?! I was supposed to meet Team Natsu and the Magnolia train station at 9:30! Erza's gonna kill me! I bolted out of bed and towards my shower. After my shower I took off down the stairs and grabbed bag with Spirit, my exceed, following me. We both took off for the train station at a run. By the time we arrived there it was 10:03. Shit! The train left at 10! I went off towards the ticket booth and asked the worker when the next train to Hargeon with arrive.

"Well the next train should arrive at 10:30. Can I get you a ticket?" He asked.

"Yes please," I said as he handed me my ticket. As I opened my wallet I realized I had no money except enough to pay for the ticket. Fantastic! That means no breakfast! I sat on a bench and waited until 10:20 when the train pulled up. I got up with Spirit and got on the train. A few minutes later the train pulled out of the station. I went to go reach for my bag and realized I didn't have it.

"Are you serious?!" I shrieked bang my fist against the window. I decided that maybe life will be a bit kinder to me when I get to the town.

"Spirit wake me up when we arrive please," I said looking at Spirit.
"Hai mam!" Spirit said smiling at me. I laid down on the train seat and tried to sleep. I awoke to a very noisy exceed shaking me.

"(Y/N)! Wake up! We're here!" Spirit said shaking me. "I'm up, I'm up!" I said sitting up. I stood up and walked out of the train with Spirit on my shoulder. I walked toward the center of town and realized I had no way to find the team. I guess I just have to ask around.

****After you ask at least 20 people****

I haven't found a single person who knows where they are! Just as I had given up hope I saw a huge explosion. Instantly knowing where they were, I took off to the giant explosion. As soon as I arrived I saw Natsu and Gray in a heated battle and Lucy and Erza in there own. Wendy's seems to have magically disappeared. I'm sure she's here somewhere.

"I'm really sorry guys! But I'm here now!" I yell as am about to join the battle. The next thing I know Lucy yells "(Y/N) duck!" Duck? I think as I'm hit in the back of the head.

****Timeskip brought by you being a dumbass****

I wake up with a screaming headache. All I know is I'm laying in someone's lap. I slowly crack my eyes open and let them adjust to the light.

"(Y/N)! You're awake!" I hear a voice say. "Huh?" I say sounding so smart. I open my eyes fully to see a salmon pink color and sharp canines. Instantly I sit up all the way and smack my head against Natsu's.

"Owww (Y/N)! Why did you do that?" Whines as I blush red. "Gosh, I'm so sorry Natsu!" I say as I rub my own head. " I've had the worst day imaginable," I say looking at everyone. "Why might you mean by that?" Erza asks with curiosity written all over face.

"Well it started this morning with waking up late, missing the train, and spending the last of my money on another ticket to get here. I actually haven't eaten anything today. Aside from that it took forever to find you and when I finally did I was knocked out flat! I think I've accepted today has been one of the worst days ever!" I say finish my rambling with a dramatic sigh. "Wow, you really have had a terrible day (Y/N)," Lucy says looking at me sympathetically.

"Thanks Luce," I says leaning against the window. "When we get back to the guild try to do something that relaxes you," Wendy says smiling. "Or you could fight me! That's relaxing!" Natsu says grinning wickedly. "That's probably the opposite of what she wants to do flame-brain!" Grays says looking at Natsu. "Sense when was I talking to you icicle!" Natsu says standing up.

As the boys beginning fighting I ask Lucy a question. "Why hasn't Natsu gotten motion sickness yet? "Wendy cast troia on him earlier," She says. I nod my head in understanding. After an hour or two of listening to the boys fight we arrive at Magnolia station.

We all get off the train and head to the guild. When we arrive we open the door just for a table to come flying at us. The team heads over to their table while I head towards the bar.

"Hey (Y/N)! What can I get ya?" Mira asks. "Hey Mira! I'll take a beer," I answer. "Coming right up!" Mira says heading to the back. When she comes back I down the beer and ask for a few more. After that everything starts getting hazy. I vaguely remember getting on top of a table and start dancing, while eveyone cheers me on. At that point I can't remember anything except my excessive drinking. I remember passing out and waking up cuddled into someone's warm chest. It smells like smoke. It must be Natsu. I would blush, but my drunk self is just too tired. As he takes me home I hear him mumbling something under his breath. "You're a hot mess and I'm falling for you. And im like Hot Damn lemme make you my boo." Even in my drunken stupor I manage to smile.

FIN