Natsu X Reader Oneshots and Songfics {Discontinued}

Fuck You Betta

I, I feel like I'm losing my mind, mind
She crept into your life, life
And cut me up like a knife, knife, yeah
Hey hey, few things that I wanna say, ay
Still got my dignity, ay
No one'll love you like me

8 year old you and Natsu sat together on a park bench together. You weren't very popular and didn't have very many friends besides each other. You treasured each other.

"Hey Natsu? When we're older can we get married?" You ask.

"Of course! You'll always be my number one (Y/N)!" Natsu said hugging you.

"Thanks Nat" you said burying your face in his shirt.

She's prettier than I'll ever be
Got yourself a beauty queen, yeah
But there's one thing I gotta say
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you better
(But I can fuck you better)
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you better

19 year old Natsu pulls you a tight hug after you run into him at a store.

"It's good to see you (Y/N)!" He says.

"It's good to see you to Nat," you say pink blush dusting your face.

"I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend Lucy!" Natsu says pulling a girl over by her hand. You frown but quickly throw a smile on.

"Nice to meet you. I'm (Y/N)," you say as you stick your hand out. She shakes your hand.

"Nice to meet you as well!" You nod and wave goodbye to them. You stroll out and sniff thinking about the promise made to you. No wonder he forgot. She's so much prettier. She looks like a beauty queen.

Hey hey, few things that i wanna say-ay
Still got my dignity-y
No one'll love you me-e

My way, remember screamin' my name-ame
Cause i can sex your brain-ain
But she don't do it that way-ay, no.

She's prettier than i'll ever be
Got yourself a beauty queen, yeah
But there's one thing i gotta say
She can fuck you good, bet i can fuck you betta
I can fuck you better
She can fuck you good, but I can fuck you betta   

You- Natsu? Do you remember the promise we made when we young?

Natsu- No, what was it?

You- You promised you'd marry me...

Natsu- Well, you can see that happened,

You- Do you know the difference between Lucy and I?

Natsu- Well, I'm married to you.

Natsu- Yes and there's one other thing. I can totally fuck you better.

Natsu- Can't argue with the facts Hun.

And while she's lookin' toward you, i bet she's beautiful
And then she'll love you and touch you until you throw up
You keep on tryin' to hide it but we both know-ow
She can fuck you good, bet i can fuck you betta

She can fuck you good, bet i can fuck you betta
I can fuck you better
She can fuck you good, bet i can fuck you betta

I bet she's perfect and worth it, i bet she's beautiful
And that she'll love you and touch you until you throw up
You keep on tryin' to hide it but we both know-ow
She can fuck you good, bet i can fuck you betta
Bet i can fuck you better
She can fuck you good, bet I can fuck you betta

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A.N: Guess who's a terrible person?? Me!! Gods I call myself that a lot, I've got problems. I'm not really happy with this one, but I wanted to give you guys something. Also the picture in the media is so me and I'm sorry :(. Please suggest a scenario, please like I'm so out of ideas. Anyway please vote and comment! Hugs! \(^_^)/!