Little Me

Lame

(Tbh... I'm a lazy fat ass. Fat girl in a skinny body XD)

Welp. This isn't the most exciting part but.. Oh well. Sit yo ass down somewhere comfy like a bed, toilet, sink, beanbag, girlfriend or boyfriend (if you loners even got one to sit on! Hahaha oh my gosh forgive me. People were made to be sat on so..weren't they?) and enjoy.

I BELEVE IN THE FUTURE OF AGRICULTURE, WITH A FAITH BORN OF WORDS BU- oh oops. I did it again. I get really sidetrack sometimes. Don't ask why I know the FFA creed... Not like I was in that in 7th and 8th grade.. Nah. Totally didn't sign up for it just to get out of being in a class with a old, fat, MEAN and I'd say.. A horny teacher named Mr. Fuller.

Totally off topic yet again. Okay! Now I'll start actually telling you about me.
I'm a pretty basic and original type of girl. Even my name is basic. Jill. I mean.. common. If I had a dollar for every time I heard the old "Jack and Jill" I'd have enough money to buy me some beats and just tune all the losers out. Tuning people out? That's a talent of mine. Pretty useful. Especially when you're with family and they start asking you questions about if you're boyfriend's balls have dropped or telling you about a time you licked your feet as a baby while having a friend around. (Oh yeah, my full name is Jillian but if you DARE say it to me.. I'll hunt you down and gut you like a fish!. Lmao I just made a grinch reference if you didn't notice..)

I'm 15 years old and turning 16 on the 25th of July but, I act like a 8 year old. Don't believe me? Just ask my friends (BriannaAlexis2  hehe.. I love you c: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!). I have long dirty blonde hair. Extremely frizzy, curly, and kinda wavy. Hazel eyes (brown and green for all you who don't know.. I don't know okay?! Don't judge me)

I guess you could say I'm short. I'm like 5'1- 5'5. I don't even know. Fuck what you think!. In my head I'm a giant ^-^

I'm kinda shy. I'm really shy when I meet new people, not comfortable around you and things like that. Once you get to know me and I like you and all, it's completely different. Then all the water balloons, soda filled water guns, candy people and chaos begins.

I love to be random and act like a 8 year old. So if you can handle my weirdness, awkwardness and my childish side, I think we'd get along great!. WARNING! I will send you texts at 4am about literally anything. It could be because a monster was trying to steal my teddy bear or could be something like.. My ass wanting to consume you. Long story x'D (maybe I'll take questions.. Becky doesn't care for them. Oh and Becky is my butts name. )

I'm a little angel! I would make you bacon pancakes, ice cream pizza, noodles and feed you all day. IF I like you. Maybe. Oh and did I mention the heated blanket? I LOVE CUDDLES!!. So I'd give cuddles. You can't have any though because my cuddles only belong to my baby. Sorry not sorry. Haha cX

Welp, I just told ya peeps that I have a baby. So yesh, I'm taken. BY THE BEST GUY EVER!!! (All you other guys don't got NOTHING on my baby x'D) He is MY mama duck. It's our thing, he's mama duck and I'm his duckling. He's a great guy though, I've never met someone like him. He's something else. Yes he can be a chicken nugget who I wanna dip in ketchup and eat (I DID NOT MEAN IT LIKE THAT.. Or did I..? Nah. Like actually eat him) him but I still love him. Don't want nobody hit him. 4/20/16.

Oh yeah!! My bad side. I wasn't gonna forget that part. Donut let my kindness and all that fool ya >:] I will rip off your dick and shove it up your ass. Smack you with a Big Mac and bitch slap you with a french fry!. And turn into a goat and knee you in the ass from behind. To be honest, I do have mental illnesses so if you get to know me just be aware of that and I'll apologize in advance for whatever I might do. I'm kinda fucked up xD but isn't everyone ? Yes I think so.

I love anime,bands,instruments, gaming,boarding, traveling (vacation wise..), movies, cooking, calligraphy, animals, basketball, SPORTS (even though I'm lazy af), annndd... Reading <3

And everything else. OH and being
with my babe xD duh