Ze smack down

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OK so. To begin with, I was robin for Halloween. I forgot to tell ya peoples and.. I make a cute emo boy. Like I'd date myself.

STORY !!!

So me and my cousin were eating one of my all time favorites on the couch....
RAMEN NOODLES!!. My mum, aunt, me, and cousin were all out there
but then... I got bored of watching Christmas vacation for the 3rd time so...
I started to wiggle my noodle (no perversion intended -3- ya nassy!!) in my
cousins face and a little in my moms face. The couch was a sloot today and
decided to fuck my pinky toe that day so I thought I'd punish it for it's wrong
so... I started smacking the couch with my noodle.

Mum: PLEASE STOP
Me: please stop
Me: *smacks noodle on couch*
Mum: Please stop

Then my cousins starts to join in and...
Me and cousin: *smacks noodle on couch and starts singing please stop*
Mum: *walks to room and slams door*

We are the poisoned youth! >:]    ~ FALL OUT BOY
Yus bitch

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