Okie so, school started like 2-4 weeks ago. I don't even know cuz I'm such a loser BUT!! I'm in rotc now.
Fuucckk all my sloots who say I wouldn't last. LIES XD I can NOW do a proper push up. I can do 10 in a row and more now!. I will soon be in better shape. No rolls with rolls for mee.
Anyways. It's great and tbh I want to join the army one day.
FUNNY STORY!!
One day when we had uniform inspection day, loser #1 belt was way off and wasn't ready for. When Sgt. came by, all was good and was fixed to pass him until... He saw the navy blue with the gold buckle all fucked up and not polished.(it's so specific like if you have you're name tag half an inch above where it should be, 5 or 10 points off)
He told him what was wrong with his shirt and all then said fix his belt and, when he he tried getting it off he said he couldn't. Sgt couldn't get it off so our squad leader tried to and STILL couldn't. Lmao his face got so red he made tht tomato from veggie tales look pale af.
Sgt then went to grab some scissors then when he came back, he began to start cutting to get the belt off. He then said, "I'll try to not cut any lower. No promises.". You get what he was saying ;) trying not to cut off that Vienna sausage lmfao. What is there to cut tho. He got tht mangina.
Rotc is fucking awesome sauce XD
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RandomThis is just random shit bout me (oops.. I used a bad word! Oh no! Don't tell mommy on me!. Yes I have a bit of a foul mouth). Just for some my friends, "friends" and the rest of ya random people
