Ok so. I totally go my shit together for my life. Blah blah blah... Marry my husband, school, blah blah blaaahhh, family, blah blah blah blah bllllaaahhhh
YEARS LATER
BAM. 80 years AND, working at chick fil a dressed up as a cow and every morning before work, I will drink 3 of those hugs cans of monster, 2 bowls of chocolate coco puffs and some jelly bellys
And there's gonna be tht one costumer tht comes everyday nd so when I arrive to work, I'm just gonna walk up to tht customer, drop my walker, get on the table he's sitting st and start shaking my utters in his face nd tail while screaming MY UTTERS BRING ALL THE BEARS TO THE FEILD DAMN RIGHT MUCH SAGGYER THAN YOURS
(Jesus... I've sneezed like 10 times in a row. Kids I think I have Ebola or have been bitten by a potato and I'm turning... ALSO I have a cow onesie :3 I'm a little cutie patootie. I show. Eventually)
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Little Me
RandomThis is just random shit bout me (oops.. I used a bad word! Oh no! Don't tell mommy on me!. Yes I have a bit of a foul mouth). Just for some my friends, "friends" and the rest of ya random people
