This is just random shit bout me (oops.. I used a bad word! Oh no! Don't tell mommy on me!. Yes I have a bit of a foul mouth). Just for some my friends, "friends" and the rest of ya random people
*sits on couch finishing the last episode of Death Parade when suddenly..* Me: NO!!! FUCKING NO!!! IT CAN'T END THIS WAY. DECIM FINALLY LEARNED TO SM- *loud knocking on door* Thoughts inside my head: wow I actually have people at my door?!! I must be dead Mystery voice outside: OPEN UP I HAVE SOME PIE!! Me: oh? It better not be that lemon shit Mystery voice: it's not I promise. It's Oreo cream Me: *gets my lazy fat ass self off the couch and runs to door and opens it* Me: HEY THERE'S NO PI- Mystery voice: SURPRISE!!! I'M DEATH. YOU'RE WORTHLESS LIFE IS OVER WITH NOW GIMME UR SOUL Me: Hello darkness my old friend... Take me away please. I'm done. These stupid people have ruined my life and fucked with my feelings Me: *cries in hands* I CAN'T HANDLE THIS Death: woah... I didn't expect this.. You alright there fam? Wanna chill for a bit? I'll bring pizza and pie Me: I'M NOT OKAY AND IT'S NOT ALRIGHT WON'T YOU DRAG THE LAKE AND BRING ME HOME AGAIN?! Death: oh shit .
(BMTH is awesome sauce)
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