When my boobs sag to the floor

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When I'm old with gray hair, saggy tits, bat wings, and with a cane.. I WILL NOT LET THE CASE OF THE OLD GET TO ME!!.  I will bedazzle that cane like a chandelier. I'm gonna fucking dye my hair, still gonna rock my band shirts and skinny jeans

I'm gonna be a fucking awesome grandma. If my grandson turns out to be gay or even my son, when he's old enough I might just get him dick mints. I'm gonna ride go target shooting, fuck my husband like we're still in our 20's and still put cheese on my buns. Not like I do that...

Ok maybe. Shhh. Don't judge me with your judgmental hollow eyeholes. I'm weird.
( And yes, dick mints are a thing xD)

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