When I'm old with gray hair, saggy tits, bat wings, and with a cane.. I WILL NOT LET THE CASE OF THE OLD GET TO ME!!. I will bedazzle that cane like a chandelier. I'm gonna fucking dye my hair, still gonna rock my band shirts and skinny jeans
I'm gonna be a fucking awesome grandma. If my grandson turns out to be gay or even my son, when he's old enough I might just get him dick mints. I'm gonna ride go target shooting, fuck my husband like we're still in our 20's and still put cheese on my buns. Not like I do that...
Ok maybe. Shhh. Don't judge me with your judgmental hollow eyeholes. I'm weird.
( And yes, dick mints are a thing xD)
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Little Me
RandomThis is just random shit bout me (oops.. I used a bad word! Oh no! Don't tell mommy on me!. Yes I have a bit of a foul mouth). Just for some my friends, "friends" and the rest of ya random people
