1. If there's a blackout, be like the power and get out!
2. Don't investigate strange noises!
3. Avoid the basement at all times.
4. Same with the attic.
5. And all other rooms.
6. Even the room you're in.
7. Don't answer the phone.
8. Don't have your boyfriend/girlfriend over.
9. If you do have him/her over, avoid kissing or any other sexual activity.
10. Don't watch a horror movie.
11. Don't look away from the mirror.
12. Don't say I didn't warn you.
13. Don't go to sleep.
14. Make sure all windows are locked.
15. If you hear a sound like breaking glass, run!
16. Video chat with a friend the whole time so they can see who kills you. Because you are going to die, but if someone sees the killer, they might be able to live.
17. Watch the news.
18. If the breaking news is that there's a serial killer loose in your neighborhood, you're screwed.
19. Just die already.
20. Don't listen to me.
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Your Horror Movie Survival Guide
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