1. Don't trip over the imaginary branch.
2. Don't trip over the real branch.
3. Avoid the potholes.
4. Don't look back.
5. Don't go in the woods. The killer knows them better than you.
6. Don't run into a dark alley.
7. Don't run towards a fence. You will be trapped.
8. Don't run upstairs unless you want to jump out the window.
9. Don't run towards the creepy abandoned house. It's the killer's lair.
10. Don't run to a friend's house, you'll only get him/her killed too.
11. Don't try to get to your car. It will be locked and the killer will jump out at you.
12. If your car isn't locked, the killer is in the backseat waiting for you.
13. Don't run towards water. You'll drown.
14. Go to a crowded environment. Someone there will try to help you. Hopefully. Probably not.
15. Don't wait for your friends. They're already dead.
16. Don't run to the basement. You will trap yourself in an already-dug grave.
17. Don't run for the door. It's locked.
18. Don't drop your weapon. It will be used against you. Or you'll trip over it.
19. Don't run towards me! I wanna live!
20. Stop reading while running, idiot!
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Your Horror Movie Survival Guide
De TodoSince no one can figure this out, here's a guide to surviving in a horror movie. READ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
