1. Pay attention to warnings to leave things alone.
2. Don't read a flesh bound book written in blood.
3. Safety first.
4. Don't go spelunking.
5. Believe science.
6. Don't deny the paranormal.
7. Call the cops.
8. Don't watch videos.
9. Don't kill anyone. Even if you think it's merciful.
10. Embrace your adrenaline rush.
11. Kick the killer when he/she is down.
12. Barbed wire is there for a reason.
13. Let the killer keep his mask.
14. You are not Sherlock Holmes.
15. Dumpsters make better hiding spots than behind trees.
16. When you fall in front of the killer, roll over and kick him in the groin.
17. When there's a problem, tell someone.
18. Use birth control. Avoid kids.
19. Find an untraditional hiding spot.
20. Don't say "Hello?" The killer isn't gonna be like "Hey, I'm in the living room. Wanna watch a movie? Maybe Frozen or Twilight or even Harry Potter?"
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Your Horror Movie Survival Guide
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