1. Driving an unreliable car. How stupid are you? You could get away faster on a grocery cart.
2. Always have spare batteries. Available. Not hidden in your room somewhere. True story, I cleaned my room not too long ago and found twenty some batteries.
3. You worry about your cell service every other day, why did you not make sure you had a good connection?
4. Don't accidently kill someone.
5. Especially someone with unstable family. Do a background check.
6. Let your pets go. Nope, I almost cried writing this. Keep them close even if it gets you killed.
7. Clowns. Need I say more? Yes? Avoid them like the plague.
8. Closets. Last I checked, you are not Harry Potter. I don't know if you're gay, but you still don't need to be hiding in a closet.
9. Leaving lights on is probably an advantage. For you, only if the killer is inside. If he's still outside your house, turn the lights off and pretend you're not home. But still, don't hide in a closet.
10. Turning lights off when you're inside and something strange is going on? Brilliant!
11. Doors opening and leading you outside? Take the hint.
12. Your best friend just died and you want to get answers. Go through her computer instead of using a ouija board.
13. Stay out of graveyards.
14. Say goodbye.
15. Never play alone.
16. Walking into a dark room isn't going to help.
17. Be the sneaky, traitorous little bitch who helps the killer? Great idea. You'll get to kill your friends before you get brutally murdered.
18. Work against the killer? That'll get you killed faster than you could scream.
20. Pay attention to details.
21. Makeup. Don't worry about it.
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Your Horror Movie Survival Guide
RandomSince no one can figure this out, here's a guide to surviving in a horror movie. READ BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!!!!!
