1. Puppy dog eyes. Begging. Broken pencils. You know what they all have in common? They're pointless. Just like reading this kind of book while being stalked by a demonic creature.
2. Don't look for the killer.
3. Isolation is bad. Very very bad.
4. Move quickly. That way you can knock the killer off its feet. Or tentacles. Or whatever.
5. Mourning is not acceptable right now.
6. If your friend falls and wants you to save him/her, f**k that!
7. Don't be the minority. Or the cliche white girl with her pumpkin spice latte and constant selfies. Although the selfies could capture the killer.
8. Shortcuts are only shortcuts to death.
9. Pretend to lose cell signal when you're on the phone.
10. You are not on a hotline commercial.
11. Learn your roll. Unless your name is Nancy Drew, don't try to figure out what TF is going on.
12. When you hear a noise and ask "Mom? Is that you?" And there is no response, it's not your mom. If she was going to ignore you, you'd be in a foster home.
13. Ignorance is bliss.
14. Knowledge is power.
15. Never stop to check behind you when running.
16. Everything happens for a reason. Most of the time that reason is your stupid decisions.
17. You're in the middle of nowhere, right between the edge of civilization and Hopelessly Lostville. Pick up a hitchhiker? Great idea!
18. Not.
19. Be the token brown girl. There re so many Indian people and no one wants to tick them all off. As said by iisuperwomanii on YouTube.
20. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Take the advice.
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Your Horror Movie Survival Guide
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