compliments & pick up lines for the mbti types
istj - r u a 90 degree angle, cuz yer looking finnnne- oh shit, right, yer lookin right
estj - is yer body from micky d's? cause imma about to mcfreakin lose it
isfj - i rate u a 5 outta 10 & im also a 5 outta 10, and that means we're equals
esfj - if u were a traingle, yu'd be like, the best one. i swear man, yeah.
istp - are u made of copper and tellurium? crap i really gotta study for this test
estp - i got skittles in my mouth you wanna *chokes* oh fuck nvm
esfp - ur outta this world! cmon back sometime bro, love to hang out sometime...
isfp - r u a keyboard ? cause i could play you like a fiddle, oh wait fuck no w ait
entj - id offer u a cigarrette but like i don't smoke, so... ?
intj - yer single, im single, coincidence ? no i think maybe yer the problem.
entp - i brought my librayr card so i can - wait.. its at home.. its at home
intp - r good ppl in china ? cause im "china" find you! i fucked up i fucked up
enfj - i know what you should be for halloween , like a zombie, man they cool
infj - i aint got no money... nah srsly u know anywhere thats hiring?
enfp - nice pants, like for reals bro where'd you get em?
infp - ur hella cute and hella fine, but whoops u already got a valentine T-T
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All the mistakes are intentional XD
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Before bashing on/insulting anyone/anything,please do remember that these are just stereotypes of sorts.They aren't supposed to define who you truly and wholly are.You aren't supposed to mold yourself and your life according to this.This is just for fun.Please don't be offended.I hope you will have fun reading this.Have a nice day~ :)
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