From my friend who is an INFP
1:
From 9pm-2am I become a Ne dom annoying my friends with vines and memes then after 2am I become a Fi dom once again and lie awake in bed anxious about how those vines and memes have potentially negatively impacted my friendships counting how many minutes/hours of sleep I have remaining left from the time I need to wake up if I fall asleep within 3 minutes.
2:
Person: INFPs always try to avoid conflict!!!!
Me (an INFP): fukin FIGHT MEE!
3:
INFP: *ANGRY, READY TO COMMIT MURDER*
INFPs body: *opens tear ducts, water flows down face*
INFP: ??? No body I'm angry! I'm not sad what are you doing!???
INFPs body: *produces more tears, body stops inhaling air correctly*
INFP: THIS IS ANGER!!!! IM NOT SAD PLEASE PUNCH SOMETHING, YELL, ANYTHING BUT THIS
4:
INFP:*shows person .0001% of our inner thoughts/emotions/self*
Person:...
INFP:lol jk *keeps emotional distance from that person for the remainder of their life*
5:
"Every INFP post is all "aww send them poems and write them stories, read theirs and listen to their songs because they're sweet and can do no wrong" like who do you think we are, angels? I appreciate the sweet stereotype we have, but no. Quit, it's all a lie. As an INFP writer, I'm deathly embarrassed if anyone reads what I wrote, better yet hears me sing and as a song writer too (piano) I find it weird to play my soul out to someone who doesn't know how to receive it yet. Also, we aren't sweet peas. I'm really moody and I hate socializing not only because I'm shy buy also because I find it a waste of time to be honest and my other INFP friends agree with me. Sure, call me out and say it's just something I do, but we aren't perfect and we aren't always nice. Thanks. (Sorry about that)"
PROBLEM 5:
Person: look at that silly INFP daydreaming again! Boy they could use a reality check!
INFP: *internally solving uncertainties in self, processing past events and situations, comparing value systems against working structured systems to create a functional value system, applies past events, ideas, people, and self to value system, relating known scientific facts to deity concepts, comparing conversations, coming up with several ideas to act on, weighs the value of current projects and people...*
INFP: Great! So now I fully understand what I need to spend my energy on, the projects and issues that need to be completed, started, or resolved! Time to get working on these!
Person: back to reality huh?
INFP: why don't you play with your little hammer :) :) :)
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