2D X Reader [The Plastic Beach]

Chapter Eight

  2D was surprised by the action but he kissed back and closed his eyes. You felt his hand pull your head closer to his. The kiss became much more heated and you crawled into his lap for a less awkward angle. You felt his tongue slither towards the entrance of your mouth, and you of course let him do so. After a couple more long seconds of that you both pulled away gasping for air a bit.

"Oh me gawd.. Ya uncle is gonna kill meh..." He said, still slightly out of breath trying to cover his pretty noticeable boner with his hand, which was really awkward considering you were still on his lap. Trying not to glance down at it, you looked at him and asked, "How would he even find out?"
"Knowing em', he's prolly got a few cameras all ova the beach. He had them in Kong Studios and it wouldn't surprise me if he had him here. He's a stalkerish ol' bastard that one." He replied. "Oh well.. It was a good little make out session...." You dragged on a little bit crawling off his lap.

"I miss havin' those all the time." He then got the facial expression of someone saying "oh fuck why would I say that" But whatever, it's not like you haven't had a little fun in your past anyways. "All the time?" You questioned with a little bit of a devious smirk on your face. "Yeah.. Though,  it normally led to sex and well...Now I have like... I fink its...like 8 kids now?", he paused and got a small disappointed look on his face, putting his head in his  keens, "I'm a gawd awful person I don't even rememba how many kids I have! I talk to none of them and neva pay my child support!" You raised your eyebrows. "Eight kids? Does he know what a condom is?" You asked yourself in your mind.

    2D dug trough his pocket and grabbed a lighter and a cigarette and stood up. "I'm sorry I'll be back in a moment." He walked over to the other side of the island and started to smoke looking out into the ocean. Watching him smoke reminded you of his breath. It was pretty disgusting honestly, he tasted like alcohol, ashes and drugs. It was still enjoyable to kiss him anyways, no matter how bad his breath was. You were tempted to walk over and see if he was ok, but had a little debate with yourself. Worried you would annoy him or stress him out, you wanted to stay put but you also really wanted to make sure he was alright and to comfort him. After about a minute of this fight with your self, you got yourself off the blanket and walked your way to Stuart.

He was sitting down dangling only his feet off the small island structor, holding his cancer stick I between his boney pointer and middle fingers. You sat next to him. "Stuart are you ok..?" He looked at you nervously "How did yeuw know me name I didn't tell ya it."
You giggled a little, "I saw it on the Internet." You explained.
"Oh" he responded to that, putting the cigarette back in his mouth and then breathing out more smoke. You coughed a little. "Sorreh luv.." He said as soon as you coughed. Before you could reply he cut you off, "Yeuw know (y/n)... I really like yeuw. Yeuw are a very sweet gal...and yeuw are very pretty and ya hair is sowft... if yeuw were my girlfriend I feel like I would definitely be able to col ya my favorite out of the others I have had.. Yeuw don't seem like a cheater or a liar or nofin." His words warmed your heart but they also made you worry. "What if he said this to every girl and he just wanted to smash real quick?" That thought passed through your mind. You ignored it and rested your head on his shoulder. "We could perhaps start dating hmm? I-I mean I really like you two and you are pretty attractive, even if you are missing a few teeth." You suggested. He snorted at the last sentence. "I'd like tha." He replied.

"Do ya wanna go back to the island?" He asked. "It's gettin' dark."
"How about we just sleep under the stars out here? We have a blanket and everything. If we get cold we have each other.." You suggest. He nodded.

A few hours went by and you had a few conversations with 2D, mostly about his favorite zombie movies and cheesy porn films Glove Film drops off at the beach. He also got very excited talking about his Blue Ray he got. Before it was time to sleep, 2D played On Melancholy Hill on his melodica for you. He was really good at playing it. After words the two of you lied down on the plastic grass and cuddled underneath the blanket. 2D spooned you, with one arm near your waist and one hand slightly touching your breasts. "Good night luv." He said. "Good night 2D."