2D X Reader [The Plastic Beach]

Chapter Thirty-One

    You stared down at your cell phone in disturbance, "Uhmm....uncle Murdy?"

Murdoc woke up in mid snore, "What!? Huh!?" He sat up and gazed his eyes upon you. "What are ya doin' in my room!?"

"What's this?" You sat down next to him on his king-sized bed. You tapped the twitter app on your phone, showing him the bright screen that sort of blinded him for a second since it was a little dark in the room and he was just asleep.

"Oh dear... so, you found my Twitter I see..." he made one of her signature, odd grunting sounds.

"I see you his two of 2-D's puzzle pieces out of the five-thousand pieces. Where are they? He's been looking for them for months." You crossed your arms.

"Well! One of them is in his bothroom's bottom cabinet and one of them is right here." He opened up the nightstand's drawer, filled with weird items such as a rat's skull and a voodoo doll which you presumed it was to control 2-D, but he never used it.
   He took the plucked the piece out of the drawer using his long, jagged nails and placed it into your hand.

"Thank you. And also...you seriously thought the Internet was just for porn? Really?" You said to him in a sort of disappointed tone.

"I really did! And, did you hear of internet explorer nine? It's amazing. It's like...a wizard's portal! I'll tell you what, the Gorillaz website has neva' ran smoother! No delays at all! It's great, really...you know?" The loud words Murdoc spoke cooled down a bit in the last sentence he spoke.

"Really now? That great?" You said uncaringly, but he didn't seem to acknowledge your tone.

"It really is." He nodded.

"Well, I'm going to go help Stu finish up his puzzle." You stood up starting to head out.

"Take care luv, tolk to ya later." He waved goodbye.

You continued to scroll through his tweets while walking out of the room. You smiled that the tweet that said how proud he was of the cyborg saying her first words. Apparently she made crackling sounds then yelled 'Noodle!'. It didn't surprise you to see that Murdoc was quiet proud of the robot. You skipped quiet a few tweets and could've sworn Murdoc said a 'blue haired singer' sucked his dick, but you didn't dare to double check for if you discovered that he actually meant what he said, you'd be extremely pissed.
    You made your way to the elevator after a quick detour to give Cortez a little kiss on the top of his feathery head. You tapped the button to go down to the final floor, putting in the pin code Murdoc installed for that specific floor. You shuffled your way into 2-D's little bunker, walking in to see him finishing up the puzzle, still frustrated at the fact that he couldn't find the two missing pieces that 'disappeared'.

    "Here you go Stuart." You tossed the piece over to him.

His face showed he was full of excitement, "Fank yeuw! Where did yeuw find dis?" He put it  into its place specified location right away.

"Murdoc stole it and shoved it into the drawer in his nightstand. The other one is in your bathroom cabinet under your sink. I'll grab it." You walked into the bathroom to grab ahold of the puzzle piece.

2-D furrowed his eyebrows, "Of course dat silly sod stole em'." He said to himself, filling in the few remaining puzzle pieces until there was just one more missing which you handed him as soon as you found it. "Perfect!" He put his hands together lovingly.

The completed puzzle was of someone starting to shoot a harpoon at a whale. To you it was sad because you actually had no problem with whales but to him, it was a dream come true. He hated them with a burning passion. He thought it was the best puzzle in existence. You wondered why Murdoc took the time to find a jigsaw puzzle 2-D would actually enjoy but it wasn't all that important to be thinking about in the end.
You took a picture of it with your phone to save his accomplishment. 2-D insisted that you should both leave it be until it was actually necessary to clean the puzzle up.

"How long have you've been working on this? It was only half finished when I got here." You asked.

"Uhmm. A very, very long time. I guess a year or so. I was on an' off wif it of course."

"Nice. It turned out good in the end, so I guess it was worth the time."

He sighed, "Well, when you've read dah same comics and watched the same movies ova' and ova' again, it makes yeuw bored enough to do a five-thousand piece puzzle."

   You nodded, not knowing what else to say. Your phone started to buzz then your ringtone began to play. Your phone's volume was up all the way, it started you both. You looked at the lit up screen reading 'Uncle Pickle'.

"What does he want?" You questioned out loud, answering your phone.

2-D sorted, "I like dah contact name ahummm."

You smiled at 2-D and put Murdoc on speaker phone, "What's up?"

"Uhmm, hello dear! I just wanted to let you know, I'm going to be doing my rrrradio show once it gets a bit darker out, so, I'm going to have some dinner before heading out to the light house. Would you and 2-D like to join me?" Murdoc asked, always rolling those R's of his.

You looked over to 2-D and he nodded. "Okay, let us know when it's ready and we will meet you outside."

"It'll be around five minutes, I had them make extra food in case you joined me. Goodbye!" He hung up right away.

    Five minutes passed by quickly and you dragged yourselves into the elevator. You made small talk with 2-D until you walked outside to be greeted by the green man, who was in a good mood today...for once.
    Your food was surprisingly good and after a little bit of bickering from Murdoc and 2-D, the dinner between the three of you turned out great. Murdoc explained that during his show he was going to have fans listen to one of the songs from 2-D's now published album, 'The Fall'.
Murdoc was actually fairly willing to have 2-D's album published, and so it is.

    "Well! I best be goin'. Don't you guys be shagging each other this time, and if you do, make it fast and keep it quiet. I don't need to hear that again-"

"We won't Murdy, it'll be fine. Just don't you know, beat the shit out of Stuart for no reason while you're in the lighthouse, okay?"

"Okay, will do luv."

    Murdoc stood up, you and 2-D mimicking that action. You gave Murdoc a hug then sent him on his marry way to the lighthouse. The show will last five days, 2-D was to come to the light house on the third or fourth day.

Heh yikes