2D X Reader [The Plastic Beach]

Chapter 22

Murdoc burst into your room, "We are here! Tamesis Dock in London- oh dear, sorreh, come out when you're alll ship shape and ready to go!" He slowly walked out of your room a bit embarrassed. You were standing there in nothing but your bra and 2D's boxers and 2D only had a sheet covering him, while he was smoking a cigarette.

"Well! At least he din beat me dis time...hheeeeeh.." he blew some smoke out of his mouth.

"Oh get up and get dressed! We got a show to do in a few hours." You rushed him.

"Okahy,okahy!...can you get me mi bag of stuff over dare?" He pointed.

"Why...? Can't you get it yourself..?" You questioned him dressing yourself in what Murdoc instructed you to wear yesterday. He made you wear a black and white striped shirt, skinny jeans, some weird leather jacket, and some grey boots.

"I'm naked." 2D stated, putting his cigarette out.

You laughed, "I've seen your dick before I don't care come get it yourself", you slipped your boots on.

2D slowly stood up and shyly walked over to his bag and dragged it over to the bed. He slipped on his clothes. Jeans, a white T-Shirt with 'The Swell Maps' written on it, and brown boots with some sort of leather bracelet. His shoe size was huge compared to yours.

You approached him, "Your shoes are huge."

"Noo yeurs are ermm ...tiny.", He picked you up and kissed you, "let's go see wut dat pickle man wonts now, shall we?"

You took a bit to process what he said because he can talk really fast sometimes. You still felt bad at not being able to understand what he is saying sometimes.

"Did you just call him pickle man?" You giggled.

He grinned, "yeasss."

You grabbed  his hand, "common you huge dork.

    You walked out on the deck to see the cyborg holding Murdoc's bags. You remembered you were leaving the yacht here and getting on a tour bus. The both of you awkwardly walked back up to your room and grabbed your things. And came back out. 

"Murdoc... how many shows will we be doing?" You asked him hesitating a bit.

"Well we got thirty-six shows to do. Ten in Europe, one is Asia, nineteen in the grand ol' U-S of A, and six in Oceania. Our last show will be onnn Decemberrrrah twenty first!"

"We're gonna be gone for 3 months?"

"Round' about. I'm gonna have one of me trust my pals drive theee ship back to da beach and we'll take a helicopter ride back to point nemo, our home sweet home and make it back by Christmas, How's that, huh?" He turned his head towards you looking for an answer.

"That sounds pretty good and we will have time to sight see and stuff while we are around traveling he globe huh?"

"Of course luv. You guys better buy Christmas presets for each other! It would be a lovely thing to have a Christmas with me niece and her...ehh, his voice went monotone and he slouched down, "boyfriend."

"Ello!" 2D shouted out. You smiled.

"Uhmm Murdoc, what about our pass ports..?" You asked.

"Uhmmm.. I stole yours before we left just incase and when we gassed 2D I took his passport with me." He casually said giving the both of you your belongings.

"Wait who's we..?" You asked.

"Uhmmm I meant I.. when I gassed 2D." He smiled nervously.

You squinted and thought, "what's he hiding now." You soon brushed it off, maybe he was a little drunk or something.

The group exited the ship with all their belongings.

"Of course this dock is also a pub." You said under your breath, rolling your eyes.

"Et's Murdoc, what did ya expect luv?"

You shrugged. A large tour bus was waiting outside of the gated area.
"This is the first world tour you've ever been on, isn't it..?" You asked the both of them.

"Indeed it is my gal!" Murdoc helped load your things in the bus. The cyborg walked up the stairs into the bus, scaring the driver shitless when she looked at him.

"2D?"

"Yeass luv?" He scurried over to you.

You took an item from behind your back, "You forgot your cute hat." He kneeled down as you put the white sailor hat on his head.

He kissed your cheek, "fank yeuw dear."

You entered the tour bus. It sorta looked like a strip club or something of that sort. The couch and chairs were black and there were neon lights everywhere. On the right side of the bus there was the couch, and the left side were two little chairs and a very very small kitchen, including a small counter with an ashtray on it.

There was one bathroom to share which was kinda disgusting, you didn't wanna share a bathroom with the both of them, especially Murdoc. There was a small shower and a toilet inside, with a small sink.

The back also included one double bed on one side and a single bed on the other. There were curtains for privacy. Above the beds, there were places to store your instruments, bags, and some supplies. A table cabinet was right between the two beds. It contained towels, toilet paper, blankets, oil for the cyborg and cigarettes for the boys. And of course, yet another ashtray in resting on top of it, dead center.

The walk ways were very narrow and the little "rooms" were very small. It was only a bus after all. It was a pretty cool looking one though. You got yourselves settled as the bus drove away to the parking area where you'd stay for a while.

"How far is Crawley from er'?" 2D asked, sitting down in the couch.

You sat next to him and he put his arm around you.

"An hour and a half away." You answered.

"Will we be able to maybe.. uhm go dare.. tomorrow maybe..? He asked sheepishly.

Murdoc sighed, "Possibly." He exited the area and went to the back of the room to smoke.

"Why do you wanna go there?" You asked.

"Ahhh to check how the fair ground is doin' and maybe visit me mum. I avent seen er in a very long time. Maybe she can meet ya...?"

"I-I guess..."

"Oh don't sound so worried, she'd luv to meet ya."

"If you insist.."

He frowned a little, "Yeuw don ave' ta if yeuw don wanna."

"No I will.. I just get nervous about that stuff."

He rested his head on yours, "Et will be okay, don worry."