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2. MY ULTIMATE PLAN™

You guys might be really happy, rn. I can see your cheeky smile behind that screen of yours. But if I got that wrong, then don't blame me. How tf am I supposed to know what your expression is when I can't even see you?

   Anyways, get ready, as I'm about to switch into Sherlock Holmes mode and create an ultimate plan to get information about Phil. I know that I've been living with him for quite a while now, but even I don't know some personal stuff about him. So, I made a plan so genius, that Sherlock would be proud that my Sherlock Holmes mode actually works.

   Now, I already knew that I'm bi. I like girls and guys. But I didn't know if Phil was into guys or not. If I made the wrong move, Phil would be weirded out and I'll be embarrassed. So, Phase 1 of my plan is to confirm his sexuality.

   I really hope he isn't straight or something. It would be really hard to get Phil to like me then. It would also complicate my plan.

   Let's say I've found out that he likes boys. Then what? Tbh, the first thing I'd do is celebrate and thank God and sing 'Hallelujah!' or something. Oh, great. Now the song 'Hallelujah' by Panic! At The Disco is stuck in my head. Not that it's a bad song. I just like to have my mind clear while writing something, or else things tend to go wrong.

   After I celebrate, I'll have to initiate Phase 2: Find out if Phil already likes me or not. If it turns out that he liked me from the beginning, my plan would be easier. But if he didn't, then it would be time for Phase 3: Get Phil to like me.

   Now, that's challenging, because I can't flirt for shit without looking like a complete creep. So, flirting is out of the question. I'll have to use indirect ways of dropping hints, like taking him to a restaurant or watching a movie, all paid by me. It'll be hard, but I'll have to try.

   Hopefully, my plan succeeds and Phil starts to like me. Then, I launch Phase 5; Admitting my love to him. Wait, did I just skip number 4? *sigh*. I told you things tend to go wrong when there are songs stuck in my head. Well, let's change that to Phase 4: Admitting my love to him. I hope he does that first, because, as you all know very well, I'm socially awkward and I mumble a lot. But, if he's taking too long, then I'll have to do it myself.

   Then, Phase 5: Admitting to the whole world that phan is real. It might not sound that hard, but believe me, it is. Getting endless comments on social media from you guys, getting uncountable number of calls and text messages from my friends and family, and don't forget that me and Phil would have to make a coming out video, or else our news would be like a nuclear bomb exploding in your face. But after this Phase, the world would be wonderful. Great, now the song in my head has changed from 'Hallelujah' to 'What A Wonderful World'.

   So, this my Ultimate Plan™. I mean, you gotta admit, it's actually pretty amazing. You guys can use this plan, too, if you want. You have my permission. But you do need to give me credit, okay? Okay. (Cheeky TFIOS reference).

   So, we'll see how this plan works. I'll give you all the detailed information, phase by phase, so you guys won't miss out on anything.