Roberto --->
The next morning I didn’t wake up.
My exhaustion wouldn’t allow me to physically move. So Liz had to carry me back to our hotel. I was knocked out but I was aware of my surroundings and what was happening, even though Liz and Gaga didn’t know I was listening.
“You know that Alejandro is mine, right?” Gaga asked Liz.
Liz remained silent and kept walking. Gaga trailed behind him like a cat to a mouse. “Liz. I know you can talk.”
“He is mine.” Liz snarled.
I smiled inwardly; I didn’t know he could speak! It was kind of sexy the way he felt so territorial and protective towards me.
Gaga stopped behind him and reached for his/her back pocket. When his/her hand emerged again, he/she had three knives stuck to his/her fingers, like long nails. Liz didn’t notice Gaga was going to scratch him to death as he/she stealthily approached him.
“No!” I cried; making it apparent I had woken up.
Gaga froze and Liz turned around, a horrified look on his face.
“Gaga! No violence. We make love, not war,” I pleaded.
Gaga nodded, hastily returning his/her claw knives to his/her pockets.
I looked around. Where was Roberto?
“Gaga, Liz, where is Roberto?” I asked aloud.
They exchanged a look and Gaga said, “We lost him, that’s why we’ve been looking for him for an hour.”
We lost Roberto! How tragic. Where could he be? I tried putting myself in his place, to see if I knew where he was hidden. But I couldn’t, I’m too sexy to put myself in anyone’s place.
“I may know where he could be.”
After we searched for Roberto, we arrived at our destination. I had heard Roberto a while ago saying that he wanted to visit a pastry shop bathroom in Mexico. So, because I am a genius boy, I figured he probably ditched us and searched for Mexican pastry shop bathrooms and fell asleep.
We arrived at a pastry shop called, Los Biscochos and walked inside, still wearing our outfits from last night. As soon as we walked in, everyone’s eyes turned to us. Obviously, everyone was looking especially at me, but Gaga and Liz were a sight to behold too. We ignored our fans and walked inside, searching for the nearest bathroom.
I smiled because I was right. Roberto was in the women’s bathroom sleeping with his head on the toilet seat and his body on the floor. A Mexican lady was shouting at him to move but he was sound asleep.
I walked in the bathroom stall and whispered, “Alejandro is here,” in Roberto’s ear. He woke up immediately.
Groggily rubbing his eyes, Roberto smiled widely as he saw my beauty standing above him.
“Alejandro,” he said. His strong Italian accent helped him pronounce my name right.
Usually, most people mispronounced my name, except for Gaga and Roberto. I don’t know about Liz, because he rarely speaks.
We arrived back at our hotel, finally. It was already past noon. My sexy feet hurt and Gaga offered to give me a massage, but I declined. It would waste our time and we had to find something fun to do for today.
“So… What should we do today?” Roberto asked, the toilet seat he had slept in had marked a side of his face.
“I know what we could do! Let’s go banana boating!” Gaga shrieked.
“That’s an amazing idea,” I agreed.
After getting ready with our amazing designer swimsuits, we were ready to banana boat. The concierge directed us to an amazing company especially for sexy people banana boating, we were thrilled. As soon as we arrived at the beach, never failing to catch the attention of everyone, we walked up to the shore and waited for the people to fix our beautiful sparkling pink banana boat.
‘’I’m so excited!’’ Gaga shrieked as he/she jumped and clapped with joy.
Finally, the banana boat was ready. We watched as the boat people placed it on the crystal blue water, it was stunning. The beautiful pink color of the banana boat was in perfect contrast with the crystal clear water of Mexico. It was almost as beautiful as me. Incredible. The light water made me want to eat fish. I needed fish. Right now.
‘’Alejandro, you go first.’’ Said Roberto as he stripped off his designer shirt.
“Kay Boy!’’ I answered, distracted by Roberto’s strange body.
I sat on the first seat of the banana boat. My skin radiant, my legs shining, my cheeks flushed with rose, as the burning sun hit my skin.
I looked flawless.
Roberto sat down on the seat behind me, Gaga behind Roberto, and Liz sat gracefully behind Gaga. We looked like the sexiest group of people in the world. Our perfect skin shone, catching the attention of the beautiful and ugly people in the beach.
“Ready babes? The man pulling us shouted.
“Wait” Roberto ordered.
We all turned around to stare at his old face.
“I think I forgot to put the products Dr. Alexandra sent, my skin doesn’t look sexy enough.” Roberto said, a tear falling down his penny-brown eye.
“I brought an extra pair, to make sure I look stunning.” I said, making everyone shiver as they heard my incredible voice.
“Alejandro, you are my savior” Roberto sing-songed happily.
“I know right” I said, opening my waterproof tote, and handing him Dr. Alexandra’s magical products.
“I love you Alejandro,” he said, giving me a kiss under my chin.
Gaga shrieked.
I knew this would happen. Jealousy turning saints into the sea… “Gaga, it’s okay, you know you are my lover. Muah.”
Liz glared at Gaga, I was surprised his furious gaze would penetrate her skull. That’s how scary it was.
“Liz you too honey, you are my white swan,” I said, trying to make the peace.
“Are you ready now?” The man pulling us shouted impatiently.
‘’Wish us luck loved ones!’’ we screamed to our audience. I swinged my cropped blonde hair with grace.
Suddenly, the banana boat jerked us forward, I screamed.
