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I woke up to the sound of my phone singing the song "Glamourous" by The Dutchess. It was my favourite song of the week.
"Bonjour" I said, as I picked up the phone from my night table.
"Alejandro, these people at the airport are not letting me take my skin products. I'm not going without them." Dr. Alexandra said.
"What? Put me in the phone with one of them hun." I said.
"Okay, thanks amor." He said putting me on.
"Hello" a strong male voice said.
"Hola, is there a problem that my friends cant take his babies?
"What?"
"Is there a problem that my friend cant take his skin products?" I said shouting to the dumb man in the other line .
"Oh, I am afraid so. It's against the rules to take big products, these products are not allowed to go on the plane, I am sorry.
"Bitch, please. Those are his babies, it's more important than all of those stupid guns and weird things you people take. He is going to die without them. You are basically killing a beautiful man by doing this, and me by hearing this. I think THAT is against the law. You are going to let him take whatever he wants. Was I clear? I said gracefully.
"I am sorry Ms. but he cannot take this. It's part of the rules of the airport security. I''m sorry.
"Did you just call me Ms? Hun, I'm a beautiful male creature, and I don't want to hear more of this nonsense. You are going to let him take whatever he wants. I'm ending this conversation."
"Sir, I am sorry but-
"DID I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?"
"Alejandro, it's okay, I can stay here, we can go another time. I wont leave mis amores alone." Dr. Alexandra said, his accent getting stronger.
"Hun, I can take care of this. Just let me resume speaking with the stupid person I was speaking earlier. "
"Dont worry Alejandro, I think it's better I stay here. In fact, I have to take care of a few more patients back in the office, I cant stand to see their skin, just no."
"Fine hun, I'm going to have to deal with that stupid person later. Stay gorgeous!"
"Of course I will, love you, muah muah." He said hanging up.
"Lovers, Roberto" I shouted, waking them up.
"Que ha sucedido Alejandro." Roberto said.
"Hunnies, Dr. Alexandra will not be able to come. I know, my heart is broken too, you can meet him another time though" I said gleefully.
"I think I'm going to cry." Gaga shrieked.
"Gaga, don't cry my love. We are going jet skiing today."
"Yay" Liz shouted, suprising all of us with his beautiful morning voice.
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We put on our sexy speedos Roberto had made for us. Mine's was a beautiful royal blue, that looked great in my bright charcoal skin. Gaga's was wearing a pair of shorts because his/her manhood was bigger than all of us, and a shirt accentuating his/her curves. Liz' was violet, making him look like a gorgeous swan with style. And finally, Roberto wore a fantastic gold speedo. We all looked amazing.
We put our sunblock and tanning spray to make sure we wont be hurt by the bright mexican sun. As usual, we were the center of attention. Everyone looked at us with jealousy. We were just too sexy.
"Hola chicos! Are you planning on going jet skiing?" A short local girl asked as we got closer to the jet skiing arena.
"Si, we are going jet skiing, Isn't that fab? I said.
"Yes! My name is Fernando and I will be your Jet Skiing host, I will help you."
"Eh ma allah! I thought Fernando was a boy's name. But it sounds totally gorg coming from you hun!
"Thank you" she said, giggling.
"Muah" I said as we followed her to put our gear on.
"Who is that?" Fernando whispered to me, pointing to Gaga.
"That's Gaga, one of my lovers" she said.
"Oh" she said, a smile playing on her lips. Now that I finished analyzing her. She had potential for being pretty. She had long blone hair, big brown eyes and super tiny lips. I saw her staring at Gaga, her eyes screaming with hunger. Uh no, she wasn't going to steal Gaga from me. Gaga was mine, and only mine.
