HeartBreakers Anonymous

chapter 12:slightly offended

    In the end I got to pay ! Ha beat that suckaaaaa
    "Next time I'm paying !" Marcus pointed out.
    "Oh so you think there's gonna be a next time ?" I guestioned with a smirk. I also thought I saw just a slight shade of pink on Marcus cheek. Aww he's blushing.
    "I-i just....uhh...umm" He stammered.
    "I'm just joking marc." I said with a laugh.
    He glared at me huffing.
    "I still feel offended though." He grumbled out.
    "Oh C'mon you can't be everyone's type ! Jeez !" I said with another laugh.
    "But....I AM TOO !" He yelled out throwing his hands out in exasperation.

    Maybe you're wondering what we are talking about ? Oh I'll tell you.

48 minutes prior of Marcus being a total whine bag.

    We walked into Penelope house of pancakes (totally made up....I suppose since I've never heard of that.) And Marcus and I walked over to a booth that some dude took us too. I guess he works here.
    "What would you like to drink hun ?" The guy that's name tag read Jax said.
    "Chocolate milk." I stated and then turned to look at Marcus who grumbled out a "orange juice." Ew gross.
    The guy went away to get us our drinks while we skimmed over what to order to eat.
    "That guy has to be gay." Marcus said.
    "Why do you think that ?" I questioned.
    "For 1) he said hun. 2) he's wearing WAY to tight of skinny jeans." He said counting off by fingers.
    "For 1) you just said hun." I stated.

    Jax came back with our drinks sat them down and asked what we wanted to order.
    "3 red velvet pancakes, with the cream cheese icing, scrambled cheesy eggs, bacon, some hash browns and cinnamon apple slices." My order.
    "3 chocolate chip pancakes, cheesy eggs, bacon, and cinnamon apple slices also." Marcus.
    After the guy took our orders he asked," will that be all ?"
    I smirked over at Marcus and looked back at Jax.
    "No, 1 more thing." I said.
    "What is it ?" He questioned.
    "My friend here, Marcus, wanted to know if you are gay ?" I questioned him. 
    From the corner of my eye I saw Marcus eye go big. Ha !
    "Oh, well yes, yes I am, but sorry honey. You aren't my type." Jax said then held up his hand towards Marcus with an small smile.
    "Woah, woah, and woah. I'm Straight. How am I not your type though ? I'm EVERYONE'S type !" He said in exasperation. Drama queen and cocky asshole.
    "Sorry hun, not mine." Jax shrugged the  walked off to get our orders.
    Marcus slumped in the booth, his shoulders sagging down a bit more. Then said, "well, I feel slightly offended...."