Clueless // Supernatural & Dan and Phil [ D I S C O N T I N U E D ]

10. This Is War

It's been a week since Dan and Phil arrived and we're having a blast. I never realised how boring my life is when they're not around. I mean, admittedly, we've had some mornings where all we do is scroll (and by some, I mean most), but just their presence makes things feel different. Good different.

They took almost no time to settle in. Last time they came to stay, they were even more awkward than me, and that's saying something.

They'd always ask to sit down on the couch, or go to the toilet, or even leave the dinner table. They were way too polite - it was kind of creepy.

This time, they look and sound like they have a lot more confidence. Dan's already made his 'sofa crease' and Phil's lost a grand total of 13 socks. Dean had to drive to the nearest Walmart to get him more, he's lost that many.

Dan and Phil seem to be getting on pretty well with Sam and Dean. Dean's been quite annoying, asking them lots of stupid questions and asking me if I've hooked up with one of them yet, nothing out of the ordinary.

It's Sam I'm worried about. He's so quiet. He's hardly said a word since Dan and Phil got here, and even before that he was acting weirdly. I'm just quietly hoping it's not because of the elbow incident.

Whenever I saw Sam and Dean out of the window, Sam was always the quiet one, but I feel like it was because of his dad. He has quite an authoritative presence and even I'm a little nervous around him whenever I see him, and there's usually a window, wall and a flight of stairs between us.

It just feels different this time. Maybe it's YouTube, maybe it's Dean - I don't know, but whatever it is, I'll find out sooner or later.

Anyway, back to the here and now. Currently, dad's on a hunt. It's only a small one - a shapeshifter in Spencer, Iowa, so he went on his own. I'm only panicking slightly on the inside, but dad, Dean and Sam assured me that he'll be fine.

I guess I'm left at home freaking out about what that werewolf said three weeks ago. Dad was sure that something big might be coming and I trust that man more than anyone I've ever known.

What if something, or someone out there is trying to hurt me? My nightmare of Dan and Phil being dragged into the life better not come true or I will fuck some shit up real hard.

You think I'm joking, don't you? You can swear to god that I'm not. If they get dragged into this I'm going to kill every son of a bitch from here to China, if I have to. They don't need, nor deserve this life.

"Why Batman?" Dan asks suddenly, breaking the silence in the study.

"What do you mean 'Why Batman'?" I turn to look at him, sat in his 'sofa crease' to my right. "Context is always good Daniel." I ruffle his soft brown hair.

He gives me an annoyed look and does that thing that all males with hair like his seem to be able to do. The thing where they run one hand over their hair and it magically goes back to normal. How do they do it? (i'm serious how tf do they do it? my cousin does it all the time and it fascinates me)