"My true love"
"I can't believe they don't trust you with the children, especially Steve I mean you fucking saved Sylvana," Natasha ranted from the kitchen while rocking Jak "and Bucky, that bastard telling you not to hurt Jak when you were doing what anyone would do"
$2 in the swear jar
"I don't blame them though, Samara was a baby and I couldn't save her it's pathetic"
"If that's pathetic some doctors are pathetic"
"But-"
"Sam, Bucky and Steve are just iffy and need to get over themselves"
"Yeah I know," Sam stared at Sylvie, she was beautiful and Sam was glad he could save her that relieved his guilt "I mean at least you can leave me alone with her, it's the least you can do because I uh failed"
"You didn't fail, Samara was already dead and Steve was very hesitant"
"I can tell, so you guys are back together?"
"Unfortunately no, I realised I STILL love him but he loves you it's not fair"
"I'm sorry?" Sam asked more than said.
"Damn you and your charm Sammy boy" Natasha laughed while Sam flicked his imaginary hair "Well I am a model" he boasted, Natasha scoffed "Yeah and I am a penis"
$4
Sam gasped in exaggerated shock, he looked at Sylvie "Your mommy likes to curse ignore her, anytime she curses we'll put money in the curse jar"
"What about you and Bucky?"
"I told him I love him and I think I'm ready to get back together with him on a level of trust because right now I trust Bucky with my life"
"PIZZA IS READY" Natasha over dramatically announces, taking a bow of honour and Sam cheers putting a sleeping Sylvie inside her colourful cot.
Natasha devours the pizza, Sam gives her a strange look "You haven't eaten?" Natasha rolls her eye and takes another big bite "I was eating for Fucking triplets Sam, I don't think any of that actually went into my system and hospital food is bullshit"
$6
"Can I ask you something?"
"Depends"
"Why didn't you go for doctors in you were a month late?"
"Doctors scare me and I trust you, you're honest"
"I did call you a 'two faced, dumb, red faced, Russian, fuck mutt, unworthy bitch' I'm sorry bout that"
$10
"I've been called worse"
Natasha laughed "I'm going to Steve's office to catch up on the work I've missed, can you mind Jak and Sylvana for me?"
"Are you sure, I could get the documents?"
"Yeah why not?" Natasha deadpans half way out the door, she left immediately. Jak start to cry as soon as the door slams, Sam sighs in annoyance and lifts up Jak "stop crying baby boy, mama will be back soon"
Jak continued to wail.
Sam picked up Jak and placed him in the twin stroller with Sylvie smiling with contentment, Sam wished he knew how to be as happy as her, then he leaves.
Natasha walked up to Steve's office, she sees paper on the floor outside the door and she hears a conversation going on "What the-" she mumbles opening Steve's office, seeing Steve and Bucky looking at a many TVs.
"What are you doing?" She asked them, Steve jumps up and Bucky falls off the chair "Oof!" He makes, Steve turns off the TVs with one touch and smiles nervously.
"Are you watching porn?"
"What if I say yes?" Steve smiles, Natasha rolls her eyes walking up to them turning on the TVs "don't be so imma-" she looks at the screen, seeing Sam lifting up Jak who is crying and cradling him. She turns the TVs off "what is this? Bucky? Steve? Are you watching us?"
"No we aren't watching you guys, why would we do that? I trust you, we're just—" Bucky starts, picking himself up from the floor and plopping himself back on the spinning chair, tucking his hair behind his ear and shifting uncomfortably "I don't even know"
"Okay then Steve what are you doing?" Natasha asked beckoning to the blank TVs with exhaustion, she had had enough of Bucky and Steves distrust of Sam because of Samara.
Steve scratches the back of his neck.
"Pft...what no? This is the wrong channel" Steve coughs and Bucky face palms "No we are watching over Sam and the kids, not all of you"
"That makes it better? Bucky did you hear what Sam said, he said 'hopefully you guys can get together on trust because he said and I quote 'I trust Bucky with my life' do you? Obviously not?"
"I didn't know he said that"
"Well he did but he'll forget it when I tell him what you done"
"You wouldn't"
" I am his best friend, I need him to trust me even if that means ratting you out"
"Guys?"
"But you're the mother of my child, I was looking out for our child which we would have two of if weren't for Sam forcing you to give birth"
"Guys!"
"So it's Sams fault, if it weren't for Sam we would have never got to see Samara dumbass"
"GUYS!"
"What?!" Bucky and Natasha yelled together with anger, Steve points at the TVs "SAMs GONE"
"So?" Natasha rolled her eyes, Steve and Bucky looked at her in horror "He took Sylvana and Jakarta"
"And?"
"He could have a mental breakdown—" Bucky started
"He could leave them alone—" Steve continued.
"They wouldn't be safe" they both said in unison, Natasha runs out of the room before Steve and Bucky could do anything she locked them in the room and yelled "Okay Bucky and Steve this is your trust test, if this door is knocked down, I'm going to find Sammy and bring him here"
"Natasha"
"No Steve, if you trust me then you'll shut up and stay if you don't I'll kick the serum outta you"
"Whatever happened tell Sam 'I'm sorry and I love him' okay?" Bucky says.
"I love you Natasha"
"I love you too Steve"
