Hey, guys! Just a quick note before I begin.
So um, I have two things to address.
#1: I think most of you misunderstand what kind of book this is. Only one person so far has gotten it (and I know that from their comment). This book is literally what happened in my life. So clearly it can't be a regular story. It's basically a diary of sorts. (Kudos to SaraiPeterson98 who commented about this being a little like Diary of a Wimpy Kid!) So don't expect me to just start making chapters that look like a normal fictional book because that's not what this is . . .
#2: If you don't like the way I write this book, or you just don't like 36 Students . . . I mean. I guess you should just comment how much you don't like my life?
. . . Really? Guys, if you don't like the story, stop reading it! Why would you put yourself through the misery of reading something you don't like? My chapters were written about my feelings for certain people at specific times in my life. If you don't agree with how I was feeling, that's your own business; these were my own opinions at those moments and it doesn't mean that I still feel that way now.
I don't need hateful comments. I honestly don't care for them whether they're there or not but I really don't understand what you expect me to do when you tell me that this story sucks. Am I expected to like beg you for information on how to make it better . . . ? 'Cause I'm not doing that. I'll go get myself a frying pan and smack your computer with it until you delete my story from your library, that's what I'll do.
It's not like I don't know how to write a story. I actually do, and most of you know this because Model in Disguise and Breakout are actual full-blown fiction stories, with dialogue and substance and everything.
But 36 Students isn't meant to be like that. And it's not a normal story; it's like a diary or a journal. So if you do not like le story, do not read le book. Make sense? Okay, moving on!
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6. THE REVAMPED BAND GEEK
Yes, I know. The title is longer than usual. But this is only because it needs to be.
And I'm totally misleading all of you with this title, because I'm not talking about the band geeks that are actually a part of the school band.
[side note] I don't really get why we call them band geeks . . . What's so bad about being in the school band? I was a part of my school band. Technically. I mean I basically never showed up but occasionally I could be seen as a member.]
The revamped band geeks? Yeah, those are the girls that are obsessed with boy bands. And it's not just One Direction that they're obsessed with, as you would assume. It's everyone.
1D. R5. M5. TW.
Like what in the world is TW anyway?
Someone’s initials? Abbreviation for some kind of disease? The name of a ham-slicing company?
What?
Oh, that’s right. TW stands for The Wanted. Because apparently every single band out there has to be called by the initial letters of every word in its name.
Yes, that makes perfect sense. I get it now. Thanks.
But what’s terrible about the type of people I’m referring to is that they don’t just like the band because they think they’re hot or they make really good music. No, they like the band because everyone else likes the band.
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[ON HOLD] 36 Students in a Classroom
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