YOU HAVE A DUMB MOMENT AND HE TEASES YOU

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YOU HAVE A DUMB MOMENT AND HE TEASES YOU

Zayn: "Where are we now, anyway?" you ask groggily. You and Zayn had been in the car on a road trip for what feels like hours and you'd fallen asleep. "Ohio," he replies, looking over at you with a smile. "How far away is that from Pennysilvania?" you mumble, rubbing your eyes. "Pennysilvania?" he laughs. "You mean, 'Pennsylvania'?" You laugh at your silly mistake and nod. "Yeah, yeah. Laugh! But I'm all sleepy, and don't forget 'Malabami'!" you say, hitting him playfully, reminding him of his interview mishap from a while back. He laughs. "Oh God, Malabami..." he shakes his head. "We should both agree never to become geography teachers. Deal?" You nod. "Deal!" 

Louis: "I didn't know you got a name change," Louis says suddenly, looking up from a letter you had written to your pen pal and left on the table to mail."Wait. What?" you look up at Louis with confusion. He shows you the letter and it appears that you signed it "Name" instead of your actual name. "So, Name. That's a cute name. Is it Irish? Italian?" Louis jokes. You laugh and nudge his shoulder. "Very funny!" you smirk, fixing your mistake with white-out. A few moments later you see he's tweeted "Look's like (Y/N)'s changed her name to Name. Please support her in this difficult time haha :) xx" You laugh and decide to play along, changing your twitter name to "Name" 

Liam: "Babe," Liam says when you walk into the kitchen, having just woken up and gotten dressed. "Whaa? Leave me alone it's early" you say sleepily, getting a cup of coffee. "But babe," he says, biting back a laugh. "Not until I've had my coffee," you mumble. "Fine," Liam shrugs, still smiling. You roll your eyes and drink your coffee. No one talks to you before you get your coffee, not even your sweet adorable Liam. Ten minutes later, whatever Liam had meant to tell you was long forgotten and the boys were all over to hang out and watch movies. "Nice shirt," Louis tells you, laughing and shaking his head. "Oh! That reminds me! Your shirt is on backwards!" Liam calls out from the kitchen. You look down at your shirt, and it is, in fact backwards. You can't help but laugh at yourself and Liam walks in later with his own shirt backwards. "Look, I'm (Y/N)," Liam says posing. The other boys turn their shirts backwards and you all take a twitter photo together, Liam tweets it with the caption "just casually copying @yourtwittername 's backwards shirt swaggerrr haha". Soon, "#BackwardShirtSwagger" is trending and it looks like you've begun a new fashion statement... 

Harry: "Harry. Are you comfortable with retrieving my phone out of the toilet," you ask, smiling at Harry innocently. "What?!" he laughs and looks at you with confusion. "You dropped your phone in the toilet? How do you even...?" he gets up and follows you to the bathroom where your phone is in fact sitting at the bottom of the toilet. "I was doing my hair and it fell out of my pocket," you sigh. "I can't believe you dropped your phone in the toilet," he laughs, retrieving your phone then washing his hands throughly. "I can't believe you dropped not one, but TWO pairs of sunglasses in the toilet," you reply, recalling his dumb moments. He laughs and nods. "Touche, touche." You wash off your phone and hope it works, somehow it does...the screen's just a bit blurry. You notice Harry's tweeted something new. "Looks like we've got a new weirdest thing dropped in the toilet champion...hope your phone works (Y/N)! xx" You laugh and reply with a smile. "Tweeting from my phone as we speak, how are those toilet sunglasses? xx" 

Niall: "Niall, ever since we started dating I get the weirdest mentions..." you laugh, scrolling through your twitter. "Yeah? Read me some!" he says, leaning on your shoulder. "Okay...this one's from "BrittBritt122" she said you and I should "fornicate and have irish babies named Clover and Crimson"," he laughs and nods. "Dually noted. Read more," he tells you. "Okay...this one is from Chloeloves1D," you say. Except you pronounce "Chloe" like "Chhh-low". "From WHO?" Niall asks, looking at your phone screen. He starts laughing hysterically. "You mean Chloe?" he pronounces the name properly. "No, no..'Chloe'," you say, pronouncing it the way you always did when you read it in your mind. "Wait...no...Chloe...ugh..why can't they just spell their names 'Cloe'?" you laugh and Niall shakes his head. "Chloww Chlowww," he teases. "Niall, shut up or I'll start pronouncing your name like Nee-ALL" you tease. "Call me Nee-all and I'll call you Chlowww," he laughs. You go to slap his arm jokingly but he grabs your hand and pulls you closer. "Chloww, would it be all right if I kissed you?" You smile and lean closer. "Anything for you, Nee-all."

QOTD: What does your fyp on TikTok or Instagram consist of?

A: Animals and Dylan O'Brien edits haha

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