Hugot#101

LoveStory#01

There was a Boy is so in love with a Girl,
So he promise to give her a wedding ring on her birthday,
As the Girl Birthday has come, The Boy arrived together
with his gift which is a Talking Doll,

But the Girl was embarrassed with the gift,
So the Girl throw it away,
But the Boy run for it to catch the doll,
unexpectedly the Boy was hit by a car n died!

At the time of the boy's burial,
The Girl was crying and hug the doll and it spoke...
"Please Get the Ring on my Pocket,
Hope you'll like it, I Love you very much...
WILL U MARRY ME?

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So was the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

•••Authors note•••
Ammm english na yan hahah taglog na po tau sa mga hugot💘😂