Hetalia Headcanons 2

Countries as things my brother has said

Germany: red is better than black unless you're German

Italy: You can speak 3 languages and I can tie a trash bag I'm better

Japan: turn on her data so we can play Pokemon GO

Prussia: let's start a war over a flute

Spain: yeah I used to be a pirate but I'm pretty poor give me some fricking money obi-wan

Romano: if you complain about me complaining I'm gonna bite you

England: I'll only drink that if it's not American

France: Taylor Swift is dating Loki that's gonna last longer than Augustus' life
Or
My love life is longer than my actual life

Russia: snow is softer than your broken bones but that's not stopping me you meanie

America: WEE WEE MON AMEE GENNA PELL-

Canada: eh eh eh eh eH ABOOT ABOOT MAPLE SYRUP WE HAVE A LOT

China: if we get Chinese we can get China if you think about it

Bonus:

Iceland: wake yourself up you piece of trash