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OKAY SO THIS IS MOSTLY GON BE IN CAPS CUZ I AM FURIOUS

FAST AND FURIOUS

MINUS THE PAUL WALKER CAR CRASH

SO I CAME OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND

it took me a while, so so so much time because I was nervous

I sent a whole paragraph, but I said "I'm gay, and hopefully that's okay."

She said, "Ooh! That's catchy."

Yeah, catchy like STD's so watch out, you've already got plenty

You know what this bitch said

Do you know what this bitch said

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BITCH SAID

"wen did u turn?"

IM NOT SOME ZOMBIE FROM THE WALKING DEAD

I DIDNT "turn" GAY

I WAS GAY WHEN I POPPED OUT

JUST LIKE SHE WAS STRAIGHT WHEN SHE POPPED OUT HER MOMMA'S STANK PUSSY

she asked how I was gay, and I told her I like other guys, other gay guys.

She said she likes to go for her "redneck country Cowboys"

You know how many rednecks it takes to screw in a light bulb?

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You know how many rednecks it takes to screw in a light bulb?

One

Because they'll screw anything.

SHE ASKED IF I WAS THE BOY OR THE GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP

SHE ASKED IF I WAS THE BOY OR THE GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP

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girl,

Girl,

Girl,

Bitch,

There's two dicks for a reason.

JUST CUZ IM GAY DOES NOT MEAN IM FEMININE OR GIRLY

I HATE THAT STEREOTYPE

TAKING A DICK DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEMININE OR THE "GIRL" IN THE RELATIONSHIP

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