OKAY SO THIS IS MOSTLY GON BE IN CAPS CUZ I AM FURIOUS
FAST AND FURIOUS
MINUS THE PAUL WALKER CAR CRASH
SO I CAME OUT TO MY BEST FRIEND
it took me a while, so so so much time because I was nervous
I sent a whole paragraph, but I said "I'm gay, and hopefully that's okay."
She said, "Ooh! That's catchy."
Yeah, catchy like STD's so watch out, you've already got plenty
You know what this bitch said
Do you know what this bitch said
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS BITCH SAID
"wen did u turn?"
IM NOT SOME ZOMBIE FROM THE WALKING DEAD
I DIDNT "turn" GAY
I WAS GAY WHEN I POPPED OUT
JUST LIKE SHE WAS STRAIGHT WHEN SHE POPPED OUT HER MOMMA'S STANK PUSSY
she asked how I was gay, and I told her I like other guys, other gay guys.
She said she likes to go for her "redneck country Cowboys"
You know how many rednecks it takes to screw in a light bulb?
One
Because they'll screw anything.
SHE ASKED IF I WAS THE BOY OR THE GIRL IN THE RELATIONSHIP
girl,
Girl,
Girl,
Bitch,
There's two dicks for a reason.
JUST CUZ IM GAY DOES NOT MEAN IM FEMININE OR GIRLY
I HATE THAT STEREOTYPE
TAKING A DICK DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEMININE OR THE "GIRL" IN THE RELATIONSHIP
7.28.16
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