I was so speechless.
But apparently Finn wasn't.
"Quinn, I didn't know you were... you know... into that stuff." he said
"Yes, it's true, I'm bi." she said.
"How long have you liked Rachel?" Santana asked.
"Oh since like forever!" she said and grabbed my hand. It's like she didn't even care about my take in this.
"Oh well this is great. I'm glad we're doing this Rachel. I know it might have been awkward asking you on a double date right after we broke up but I'm glad you found some-" Finn started.
"Uhhh... Quinn and I are going to the ladies room." I said. "We'll be right back."
I stood up, and gestured for Quinn to do the same.
"Umm... Okay, well order you waters then?" Finn asked.
"Yeah sure that's fine" I said and hurried to the bathroom with Quinn hurrying behind me.
Once we got in the bathroom, I immediately started questioning her.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"It's simple. We pretend that were dating for one night. Just one. Then tomorrow we can say we broke up. All we need to do tonight is make Finn jealous." She answered.
"But aren't you worried about people judging you for 'being bi'?" I asked.
"I got over the whole 'afraid of being judged' thing when I joined glee club and started hanging out with you."
I laughed because I knew she was joking. "Hey!"
We both giggled.
"Are you sure this is gonna work?" I asked.
"Please, I've dated Finn too, I know just how to get him back." She answered.
She grabbed my hand and said. "Trust me. You got this."We started to walk out of the bathroom before I remembered something.
"But what about Puck?"
"I'll just tell him I was mad at him and so I got revenge. He won't care, as long as we have sex afterwards."
"Uh.. Okay!" I said and continued to walk out of the bathroom.
Once we sat back down at the table, the charade began.
Finn would talk about the football season, Santana, Quinn, and I would pretend to care.
Finn would talk about Santana, Santana would listen and Quinn and I would pretend to care.
Finn started talking about our relationship, Quinn and I listened, Santana pretended to care.
"Rachel and I used to go on these dates in the park by the pond and have a picnic. Yeah... One time I was throwing grapes into her mouth, and I threw it a little too far, so she fell in the pond! But she pulled me right in with her! Do you remember that, Rachel?"
"Yes, I do" I answered.
"Once Rachel and I went to-"
Quinn looked over at me while Finn was recalling the time he and I went on a date in New York, and quietly whispered to me, "it's working."
"What? How?" I asked.
"He's talking about you." She answered. "We've made him recall memories of you two. And now that your on his mind we have to remind him that these memories are all in the past."
"You're a genius, Quinn." I said
"I know." She said with a little smirk as she peeked back at Finn, who was now recalling the time he hit me in the nose with his terrible dance moves.
"And if Finn isn't jealous, Santana definitely is." Quinn said, as we looked over at the raging teenager.
As Finn finished up his story, Santana desperately tried to change the subject to herself, and Finn somehow went along with it. I reached out to Quinn's hand and grabbed it tightly, in attempt to remind Finn of what he's lost. Quinn squeezed my hand tighter, and as a reaction I giggled quite loudly, causing Finn and Santana to look away from their interesting conversation about Santana, and look up at me.
"Sorry, Quinn just made me laugh a bit hard." I said to them.
Santana immediately turns back to Finn, but Finn just continues to look at me, then Quinn, then back at me. After a few seconds he looks back at Santana, who was reminding Finn how lucky she is to have him.
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The rest of the night went on perfectly. Quinn and I continued to laugh with each other and hold each others hands. We ordered our food and ate unlimited breadsticks, and at the end of the night we shared a dessert. Finn however did not seem to be having a good time. Santana was complaining and insulting every 30 seconds, and Finn was just not having it.
At the end of the night Finn, Quinn and I split the bill. As we left, we noticed Santana and Finn sharing a kiss. I immediately leaned over to Quinn, grasped her face in my hands and kissed her. I did not let go for at least 7 seconds just to ensure Finn definitely saw.
As our lips departed, Quinn looked at me with her sparkling eyes and said, "Finn is definitely going to want you back."
"How do you know?" I asked.
"Because I've just experienced the best of Rachel Barbra Berry, and it would be stupid of
Finn to not want what I just had."
I giggled because I knew she was joking, but maybe she was right about something, I can get Finn back now.
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Real Romance • A Faberry Story
FanfictionRachel is grieving over her recent breakup with Finn. Quinn and Rachel come up with a plan to get Finn back in her clutch. When something comes not according to plan, Quinn's quick brain comes up with a solution that brings their relationship to the...